Syllogism: no one cares. I care! I'm not no one?
I love the French poster for "Sleuth" (I guess it's the Mankiewicz's film remake). A big movie review is printed on the top of it:
"A masterly jigsaw puzzle-like movie as great as the cast - excessive.com"
(Of course it's translated from French so don't look for that site)
By the way, my knee bruise went through all the rainbow colors, and finally looks like a scary metastasis. I see an organic metaphor for life.