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[chipc]

There's this one Star Trek where a powerful alien needs to distract Troi from using her mind powers to learn his secret, so he plants this loop of music in her mind. It's torture; she can't sleep, she can't function, it's totally destroying her life.

Basically, don't stay on hold with Comcast for 40 minutes. And smash any saxophones you see. Also any smooth jazz musicians.