I LOVE YOU TOO KARLA!
I've always wanted a title, to be a Countess or Baroness of something. Thanks to Fergie, Duchess is now all skanksville, so no more of that. Ugh. I never cared for Princess, princesses are boring and have no power. Empress has a lovely sound, but its alot to live up to. Lady used to be pleasant, but it's never heard in a tone of respect anymore. WATCH WHERE YOURE GOING LADY!! you never hear "WTF is that Contessa doing here?"
how come nobody says Negress anymore?? I miss that word. it sounds hella grand. NEGRESS INA of TINGMOORE.. TINGENSHIRE,, TINGSWORTH... hrmmmm...
THE NEGRESS REQUESTS THE PLEASURE OF YOUR ATTENDANCE...
ALL RISE FOR THE NEGRESS DUPRIS
EVERY LITTLE GIRL WANTS TO BE A NEGRESS WHEN SHE GROWS UP.
AN UNEXPECTED APPEARANCE BY THE NEGRESS WHIPPED THE PAPPARAZZI INTO A FRENZY...
omg i'm totally changing my name to that! i dare me.