fuck you respire ;_;

[chinomi]

FUCK.
SO.
HEY.
THAT RODERICH EDELDICK GUY- YEAH, AUSTRIA FROM HETALIA. WHAT A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG.

Seriously he's all "OH YOU COMPROMISE TO MUCH" WELL YEAH MAN I'M ONLY HUMAN JESUS GO SUCK YOUR OWN COCK. OH WAIT, YOU CAN'T. IT'S TOO TINY.
TINY COCK 
TINY COCK 
TINY COCK

Dude needs to learn how to GTFO. AND I WOULD REALLY HATE IT IF HE CAME OVER TO MY BEDROOM

Comments

[ihasachezburger]

Tiny cock.

[mynameiscanada]

Like yours? :>

[ihasachezburger]

....

[mynameiscanada]

[ihasachezburger]

... Come here, Matthew.

[mynameiscanada]

*takes a few steps toward Alfred*

Yes~?

[ihasachezburger]

*Tackles Matt down to the floor and pulls down his pants* I'll show you who has a tiny cock!

[mynameiscanada]

Aah, get offa me! You don't need to sit on me to show me that, you know!

...

*BLUSHES*

[ihasachezburger]

*Drops down his own pants and puts it in!*

Mmmnhh... Matt~ &hearts

[ferus_preliator]

[yeesh, someone needs a few romance lessons]

[ihasachezburger]

[ he called my dick tiny. ]

[mynameiscanada]

*WRITHES IN AGONY HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF LUBE YOU JACKASS*

A-Alfred...!! S-stop, please!

[ihasachezburger]

Take back what you said and I'll make it easier on you.

[mynameiscanada]

*is sobbing now, body wracked with far too much pain*

[ihasachezburger]

*Slides out* Just take it back, Matt.

[mynameiscanada]

*doesn't respond, too dejected and miserable and agonizing over how his own brother raped him*