Mar 04, 2011 06:37
i got speed in my right pocket
marijuana in my left
people ask me about my palate
and i tell them that its cleft
the rick ross diet still waitin for approval
beta trial featured scissors for thick dick skin tag removal
i swear im losin weight
i eat nothin but the crumbz
keep my nostrils caked
jacking off to k records phil elvrum
my johnson is a thermometer
that only reads kalvin
nuts gettin nibbled by this chipmunk Alvin
pickin apart chipp and dale
like a chicken wing at hooters
jump into the guardrail
and take apart computers
im on a lo fi carpet ride
with jafaar stevie moore
wishin on a star
keybump into the door
that leads to a pumpkin patch
im a psilocybin spore
lookin for cow shit to hatch
like an easter egg with a yeast infection
this high is so clear i can see my reflection
im losin control of my bladder
in the kitchen spilling whole groin pancake batter
i love to use my genitals when preparing a breakfast platter
even if its a weekday fuck it lets have brunch
id like for you to get me off until you hear a crunch
surfin up coyote sirloin
heated puddle as my oven
cannot be bought or sold with coin
but makes a tasty muffin
cough syrup on my pancakes
gets you high on stomach acid
shootin fumble hoops along the shoreline of lake placid
sure im flaccid but the decision is firm
like facial abrasion via microderm
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