penis butter... i mean peanut butter.... no i dont

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last night i took the wrong decongestant- the non-drowsy one so i layed in bed for an hour and a half unable to move because my body was so weak but unable to sleep because my mind was racing. all night or rather in my nap i had a dream that my tongue came out and i couldn't get it back in, very traumatic. i slept through my alarm for 45 minutes, thats what i get for setting it to music, and was awoken by my second alarm. i'm too weak to move and i can bearly keep my eyes open but i have a test today and this is that crucial point where if i don't get up now i'll wake up in 1 more hour late for my test and in a puddle of drool. so i convince myself to get up somehow miraculously... well actually it wasn't a miracle i just remembered there was a whitman's chocoalate sampler at the bottom of the stairs (fattie). on the way down the stairs i hit the wall and then ran into the hall closet because my ears were congested, if this has never happened to you its pretty funny. you wake up you're really sick and you just can't walk straight because of congestion. no make-up, paler than normal, scabby nose and this cute guy starts talking to me on the bus. not only did i look like ass but when i initially sat down i thought i was sitting next to a girl , guess you had to be there. he is now the center of my world and i don't even know his name.

to top it off i think i have meningitis - severe flu, neckache, diziness, the only thing missing is nausea but i just got some really sharp pains in my stomach - could've been rob's undercooked chicken tho - now about that paper due tomorrow...