annies 12 years old in two more she'll be a whore

[chinklechankle]

all i wanted all day was ice cream- so i come home tired, exhausted, cranky, and insanely craving some fucking ice cream. i walk in and straight up my roommate is all like , something is very very wrong and i'm thinking what the fuck is it? she says i'll never guess *challenge* so i say if i can guess in 20 questions she has to buy me some ice cream -

1 did somebody die?
rob - no
2 alright, hmm... did somebody get hurt?
-no
3 is something wrong with the house
-no
4 did you break any of my shit? i will hurt you
-um... we'll talk about that later
5 you don't have a date for valentines day?
-no i dont but this is a little more serious
6 is it sara?
-no
7 is something wrong with you?
rob - yes
8 are you having a meningitis relapse?
rob - hope not
9 are you having a crabs relapse? haha
rob - thats nine and very funny
10 shit i shouldn't be wasting them this early okay think,
is it a physical problem ie not emotional
rob - yes
11 do you have a cold?
rob - no
12 did.. no could it happen to anyone?
rob - no
13 ARE YOU PREGNANT?!?
rob - pause ............................... NO!
14 is it below the waist
rob - yes
15 is it your taint?
rob - what?
taint your hee taint your hah
16 female problems?
rob - dammit, yes
17 okay i really didn't want to go here- are you going to see the doctor?
rob- no
18 well why the fuck not?
rob- okay technically i only have to answer yes or no questions but since you are an idiot i will just tell you that i don't need to
19 Does it rhyme with beast inflection?
rob- i hate you