Being a penniless cow, I did nothing but read. I'm almost done with all my books except my Ondoy-victim ones and I'm still itching to read something different. I'm looking for books like Venus in the Kitchen (an erotic cookbook) or a cookbook made by Salvador Dali. I'm also scouting for Marquis de Sade's novels and a book entitled Everything is Illuminated by Jonathan Safran Foer but no luck here. Came across a book sale but can't find anything that I like. I want something deep, mind boggling, sensual and witty. Something that could have been written by the likes of a Leo puTolstoi. Erotica with substance. Any suggestions?