It's this kind of bullshit.
That's all I really need to say.
Well, that & Jeff, you're probably really going to be glad if you don't work here.
August 11th we have to attend a "retreat" & before the "retreat" we have to fill out this questionaire thing-y and bring two objects that represent us.
I PREFER
1a.____Making decisions after finding out what others think.
1b.____Making decisions without consulting others.
2a.____Being called imaginative or intuitive.
2b.____Being called factual and accurate.
3a.____Making decisions about people in organizations based on available data
and systematic analysis of situations.
3b.____Making decisions about people in organizations based on empathy,
feelings and understanding of their needs and values.
4a.____Allowing commitments to occur if others want to make them.
4b.____Pushing for definite commitments to ensure they are made.
5a.____Quiet,thoughtful time alone.
5b.____Active, energetic time with people.
6a.____Using methods I know well that are effective to get the job done.
6b.____Trying to think of new methods of doing tasks when confronted with
them.
7a.____Drawing conclusions based on unemotional logic and careful step-by-
step analysis.
7b.____Drawing conclusions based on what I feel about life and people from
past experiences.
8a.____Avoiding making deadlines.
8b.____Setting a schedule and sticking to it.
9a.____Talking awhile and then thinking to myself about the subject.
9b.____Talking freely for an extended period and thinking to myself at a later
time.
10a.____Thinking about possibilities.
10b.____Dealing with actualities.
11a.____Being thought of as a thinking person.
11b.____Being thought of as a feeling person.
12a.____Considering every possible angle for a long time before and after
making a decision.
12b.____Getting the information I need, considering it for a while, and then
making fairly quick, firm decisions.
13a.____Inner thoughts and feelings others cannot see.
13b.____Activities and occurrences in which other join.
14a.____The abstract or theoretical.
14b.____The concrete or real.
15a.____Helping others explore their feelings.
15b.____Helping others make logical decisions.
16a.____Change and keeping options open.
16b.____Predictability and knowing in advance.
17a.____Communicating little of my inner thinking and feelings.
17b.____Communicating freely my inner thinking and feelings.
18a.____Starting with the whole picture.
18b.____Starting with the factual details available.
19a.____Using common sense and conviction to make decisions.
19b.____Using data, analysis and reason to make decisions.
20a.____Planning ahead based on projections.
20b.____Planning as necessities arise, just before carrying out the plans.
21a.____Meeting new people.
21b.____Being alone or with one person I know well.
22a.____Ideas.
22b.____Facts.
23a.____Convictions.
23b.____Verifiable conclusions.
24a.____Keeping appointments and notes about commitments in notebooks or in
appointment books (including computer options) as much as possible.
24b.____Using appointment books and notebooks(including computer options)
as minimally as possible (although I may use them).
25a.____Discussing a new, unconsidered issue at length in a group.
25b.____Puzzling out issues in my mind, then sharing the results with another
person.
26a.____Carrying out carefully laid, detailed plans with precision.
26b.____Designing plans and structures without necessarily carrying them out.
27a.____Logical people.
27b.____Feeling people.
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28a.____Being free to do things on the spur of the moment.
28b.____Knowing well in advance what I am expected to do.
29a.____Being the center of attention.
29b.____Being reserved.
30a.____Imagining the nonexistent.
30b.____Examining the details of the actual.
31a.____Experiencing emotional situations, discussions, movies.
31b.____Using my ability to analyze situations.
32a.____Starting meetings at a prearranged time.
32b.____Starting meetings when all are comfortable or ready.
For fucking real. Why can't I be feeling AND thinking?!