[sticky] to write; plot bunnies for grabs
Becuse I'm sure you care, or I just wanted to make an official dump post so I can be officially committed to some things and officially rid of others.
These are in no particular order. Please don't harass me over any of these: I promise I will finish everything on this list at some point or other. I've already given up about twenty other prompts; these are the ones I'm keeping and writing, come hell or high water. :)
Things to Write
Super Junior
- KiHae - HSAU; Kibum is a jock with hot!arms and Donghae fanboys him
- Zhou Mi/Sungmin - helping out your local thrift store!; candles; AU for dear_whimsy
- KyuMin - porn for sapphira_angel; possibly with EunHae, HyukMin, and KyuHae
- Kibum/everyone - Kibum just wants people to like him; blowjobs; possibly KiChul or KiHae (Kibum birthday fic)
- Hyukjae/no one - in which Hyuk thinks everyone has a crush on him, and they are like lol whut no
- haengbok_clock fic
- skirt!au - with dear_whimsy
Other
- Hikaru no Go - finish "Getting to Know You"
- JE - KAT-TUN; something Akame
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These are prompts/plot bunnies I've had on my to-write list for a long time now. Since I've come to a vague, nebulous I-ain't-ever-gonna-write-no-moar (except for when I really, really want to) resolution with myself, I thought I'd put these up for grabs. I hope someone makes good use of them!
I think I'm clever, I know. Lulz. Laugh at me or whatever, here they are, all SuJu:
Hankyung/Lee Ayumi
- this was inspired by episodes of Love Letter where they are cute and paired together and fail at Korean together. Seriously, I love Ayumi, she's so freaking cute and pretty and eeeee het for Hankyung!
Hankyung/everyone
- "gege" as a turn-on, because it's hot
HanChul
- "you can't have him"; this was my idea for a lengthy, introspective, angsty fic where realism applies and Heechul finds himself in love with Hankyung and Hankyung being very decidedly straight and wanting to marry a girl and slightly uncomfortable but mostly apologetic for not wanting Heechul back. It has to be more than gratuitous angst, though, so Heechul has to come to some sort of peace at the end. I don't like hurting Rella for fun.
KiTeuk
- Inspired by a YT clip where the members were introducing themselves in a line down the stage and Teukie interrupts right before Kibum gets to speak, thinking everyone was done. Leader forgot Kibum! There must be some form of snarky, retaliatory sex.
KangTeuk
- I was talking to nightengale about Teukie's nickname being "angel" and she wanted to see someone write an awkward moment in bed where Kangin calls Teukie “angel” during sex.
EunTeuk
- mom/kid dynamics, but mostly friendship (this was sort of written here by aoimidori for Teukie's birthday)
KyuMin
- "pandora's box"; this was going to be an epic fic for me, pretty lengthy and dealing with the repercussions of actions. It would've followed the legend of Pandora's box where everything bad is let out but saved by hope, and the parallel legend I've heard where a box of everything good is stored except there's also the negative curiosity. Sungmin would have had a great relationship with Kyuhyun until he becomes too curious about something, fools around with someone else (or does something that undermines Kyuhyun's trust in him) and then fucks everything up. It would end on a positive note, though. Hope.
MinRy
- the one who kept him going, the first one to call him friend, the one he still likes best
JaeTeuk
- DBSK crossover; inspired by EHB10 where Jaejoong is sitting and leaning back into Teukie's arms. They have such a cute hyung/dongsaeng relationship in DBSJ.
TeukHae
- drabbled a bit here; would have expanded it and made it better; inspired partially by SJM on Sukira on 060608
Mary Sue parody
- KB/OFC, SW/OFC; chapter one here. Would have also included Jaejoong/OFC, possibly a romantic rival, and a tragic ending of amnesia. I may or may not continue this one day when I am really, really, really bored, but I don't see foresee it happening.
Kangin/everyone
- Wherein everyone attempts to molest Kangin and he throws them to the ground in a fit of "WTF ARE YOU DOING?". Teuk comes along and Kangin goes "can you imagine?! everyone was trying to be all over me an-mmphf~" and would then be molested, because KangTeuk is awesome.
The first time it happened, Kangin was at the gym with Kibum, lifting weights. Kibum was standing next to the bench, spotting him as he moved from 50kg to 60kg. Kangin set down the heavy bar carefully and wiped the sweat from his brow. He glanced at Kibum who was staring at him with a strange expression on his face, his eyes slightly glazed.
"Hey, Kibum. You okay?" Kangin asked in concern.
"Um," said Kibum, turning his head slightly. His eyes didn't leave Kangin's chest, partially revealed by his low cut wifebeater, which was sticking to his skin after nearly an hour of exertion.
"Do you need a break or something?"
"No," Kibum said slowly. Kangin sat up, slightly worried and more than a little confused. Kibum put a hand on Kangin's bare shoulder, his large hand gripping firmly. "Hyung..."
"Uh, what?" Kangin stared at Kibum. "Seriously, what the fuck, Kibum. You're starting to weird me out."
CinHae
- fixed routine of he said, he said; because Donghae idolizes Heechul a little bit, and Heechul loves it.
One of the things that annoyed Shindong most about Donghae, though he generally loved the kid, was his tendency to repeat, over and over again, “Heechul said-”
MiHae
- endings; figuring things out in SJM
Zhou Mi has never been quite sure what to make of Donghae. Since the first time they met and Donghae mistook him for Kangta to now, over a year later, when they see each other day in and day out.
KyuHae
- I have no idea where I was going for this except that Kyuhyun has a crush on Donghae, and I've done that idea at least twice now. Wtf.
“He has a crush on you,” Hyukjae said as Kyuhyun walked out the door.
Donghae looked up. “Nuh-uh, really?” he asked, curiosity coloring his voice.
“He follows you around like a puppy. You couldn’t have missed that.”
KiHae
- other version of "the color of envy"; this is how I was going to start it out before I abandoned it and rewrote the beginning
“I,” Kibum announced, “do not support Super Junior M.”
“Oh my god, stop sulking, you child,” Heechul said in a disgusted voice. He threw a pillow at Kibum, which he ducked, sitting up and frowning. “You know how Donghae is, so stop being so petty. It’s unattractive and annoying.”
Kibum frowned harder. “I am not sulking.”
“‘He’s sure touching Siwon-hyung a lot’,” Heechul mocked, putting on Kibum’s low, unhappy voice. He tried to sound aloof and disinterested. “‘Does he have to hang off Kyuhyun like that all the time?’ ‘I bet he’s making all the fans happy with his fanservice.’ God, could you be any more obvious, Kibummie?”
“I-” Kibum said in his defense.
Heechul threw another pillow from his bed across the room. “Shut up and get out, you’re harshing my mellow.”
Kibum furrowed his brow.
“Just call him, you fifteen-year-old girl.”
Kibum thought he should be offended but he was too busy ducking the third pillow from Heechul and exiting the room as gracefully as he could while tripping on the other two pillows and Leeteuk’s bed.
--
Donghae smiled widely and said, “Saranghae yo,” to ensuing screams that rocked the studio. He looked smugly satisfied afterwards, eyes bright under his bangs and suffering hugs and laughter from the other members.
Kibum watched the show streaming on his laptop and didn’t sulk, because Heechul was wrong and he was not a fifteen-year-old girl, damn it.
--
“Kibummie!” Donghae exclaimed over the phone.
Cinnamin
- phone calls; yeah, well i don't give a damn either; Heechul doesn't like Sungmin, and that bothers Sungmin, so he stalks Heechul, which annoys Heechul, which finally gives him a reason to dislike Sungmin. And then he realizes, hey, he actually likes him after all.
Heechul was never quite sure he liked Sungmin, mostly because he could never pin down why he wouldn’t like Sungmin. He was cute. He was friendly. He could sing and dance and do kung-fu; he wasn’t superficial, he was sincere, and if he sometimes had a short temper, well, who didn’t? Sungmin wasn’t perfect, but there was no valid reason for Heechul to not like him, and that bothered Heechul.
Everyone else he liked had perfectly good reasons why Heechul shouldn’t like him. Kibum, for example, was rather stand-off-ish and no good at communicating his feelings. Hankyung would never love Korea more than China and that meant Heechul had to constantly fight for his place, insisting that Hankyung was Korean now. Siwon kept trying to bring Heechul to God, which amused Heechul on a good day and drove him batshit insane on the bad ones. Donghae was an irresponsible, immature child, but Heechul spoiled him anyway. And there were others, and Heechul liked them all because there was a reason he shouldn’t, and Heechul liked going against the grain.
There was no reason not to like Sungmin, and that bothered Heechul. So he never did quite dislike him, but he never quite liked him either.
That bothered Sungmin.
--
“Are you going to do something about this?” Kangin demanded, wiping the sweat off his forehead with his shirt.
“It’s none of my business what he chooses to do with his time,” Heechul replied, shrugging. He pulled his hair back and tied it, ignoring with practiced unconcern the disgusted look Kangin shot him.
“He’s been following you around for weeks now. Why don’t you just talk to him already?”
Heechul looked across the gym at Sungmin, who didn’t look like a stalker, sitting on the bench near the wall, his head bent over his tiny pink cell phone, clearly engaged in an important text message. He was dressed in loose cargo shorts and a blue polo, not suitable at all for working out. Not that he had come to the gym to work out.
“Why’s he even here if he’s not going to work out,” Kangin asked, sounding as disgusted as he’d looked earlier. “I can’t believe he followed you here. Hell, I can’t believe you’re here.”
“Oh shut up, you loser.” Heechul knew it was one of his weaker retorts, but he was distracted, damn it. Stalkers tended to do that to people. For the most part, Heechul had ignored the way Sungmin was suddenly around him all the time, smiling or asking if he wanted something to drink or just there, and calling him all the time, and texting even more, but Heechul was frankly a little weirded out by it all.
Not that he would admit that, of course.
Most things tended to go away if Heechul ignored them long enough. It wasn’t his favored method of dealing with things-he preferred something far more verbal and heavy on wit-but Heechul found that he wasn’t entirely comfortable confronting Sungmin. It probably had a lot to do with the fact that he wasn’t quite sure where he stood on his opinion on the younger boy: did Heechul like him or dislike him? Was he completely ambivalent?
Heechul frowned to himself as he gathered his workout things into his duffel bag, looking across the gym again at Sungmin.
Sungmin was looking back at him this time, head raised. His face crinkled into a small smile and he waved, as if it were perfectly normal for him to be in a gym in non-exercise clothes, not working out, just sitting there and waiting for Heechul.
“Do you have time for lunch?” he called. “I’ll treat hyung-deul.”
Kangin agreed enthusiastically before Heechul could even open his mouth.
“Hmph,” said Heechul, a little affronted. He tossed his head, ponytail swinging, before following Kangin over to Sungmin’s side. “Good thing for you my stalker is generous to include random passersby.”
“You should seriously talk to him.”
“Shut up,” said Heechul, and then Sungmin smiled at him again and Heechul fell silent, at a loss and hating it.
--
“Here you go, hyung,” said Sungmin as he held out a bottle of Heechul’s favorite drink.
Heechul stared at it as if it were poisonous. He blinked at it in silence before lifting his gaze to meet Sungmin’s eyes. Sungmin merely looked back at him, expression mild and expectant, with no hint as to why he was suddenly offering Heechul his favorite drink.
Slowly, Heechul lifted his hand and took the drink, condensation dripping cold into his palm. “Okay,” he said. He hoped he sounded more dismissive than confused. “Thanks.”
Sungmin smiled at him, then, warm and bright. He bounced, once, on his feet and then turned away toward the rest of the practice room. Heechul watched him head over to Donghae’s side and frowned, fingering the bottle in hands. Just what did Sungmin want from him? What was the purpose of following him around and buttering him up like this?
Heechul scowled, irritated. He hated being at a loss. Slumping against the floor-length mirror, he uncapped his drink and took a long swallow. He supposed Kangin was right: at some point in the near future he would have to talk to Sungmin.
KiHae
- movie!verse; epic. This is the one I'm most upset about giving up, but there's honestly no hope. I had this epic planned out since I first joined SuJu fandom after watching the movie, and I have the first two sections written out, plus a detailed outline for the rest of the fic. It's not going to happen though, so here's the outline (I'll post the two sections I've written later):
PART 1 [alternating]
01. [current] Post-movie scene with Kibum & Donghae interaction, dialogue. Kibum was never caught and drama has slowly died out. Currently they're in the classroom hearing the student council's plans for the school festival; Kibum isn't paying attention and is instead doodling in his notebook; he's caught by Donghae.
02. [past] When K & DH first met, they were young (middle school or younger). Set up a scene where K is caught (doing something, anything) by DH (name a few more incidents as they've grown older where this has happened again): this sets up a pattern that has continued all their lives.
03. [current] Start with K blogging, change scene to mentions of Heechul (and his semi-flirting relationship with his new girl dancer), maybe have some arguments & UST with Kang-in. They're preparing for the school festival; Heechul & DH are trying to figure out a dance routine to perform. K is watching them and gets slightly hot & bothered by DH dancing.
04. [past] K realized he didn't like girls when ___.
05. [current] K & DH have lunch together, talking about random things (school festival, others, mention of Siwon, maybe?). K gets distracted by DH's mouth, his body heat, him in general--have lots of super-aware UST filled moments for K.
06. [past] This is the story when K, after growing attached to DH, lets him go in high school to join Heechul's "elite dance team" because he realizes he's being selfish. K watches them practice and sulks a little bit, thinking "Look at me!" and goes, "oh shit" because he finally Gets It. He's been in love with DH for a while now...end with a thought about "getting caught" by DH (slight despair or determination not to get caught?).
END PART 1
PART 2 [all current]
07. K is at home, jerking off, thinking about DH and how DH caught K skipping class earlier (or something), with flashbacks to the movie and getting caught there.
08. Festival preparation with more Heechul and Kang-in interaction (maybe an argument); DH drags K into an empty classroom (or a closet!). "I've always wondered--" and lots of touching-not-quite-touching that is Ultimate UST, but nothing actually happens.
09. interlude - K realizes that he's always wanted attention but not sure what to do with it once he gets it (reference to movie/blog incident). K feels frustrated, is rash, etc.
10. [avoidance? awkwardness?] DH busy with dance, K talks to someone (possibly Heechul) who shows him that DH is quite enamored/infatuated towards K (treats him specially).
11. School festival performance! Flaily Ryeowook cameo! DH snags K by tie before performance, says something provoking, goes and performs (hotly, with K very *__*), sweaty boysmut ensues post-performance. DH is all "I caught you again."
12. blog [personal entry] >> K finally turned tables, finally caught DH. :3
HanChul
- inspired by EHB7, where Heechul gives Hankyung a chest massage
“Did you have fun groping Hankyung-hyung on camera?” Eunhyuk asked cheekily, grinning at Heechul.
“I could ask you the same thing about Donghae,” Heechul retorted, swatting at his head. “Why don’t you be a good boy and go fetch me water. I’m sick, you know.”
“You didn’t look sick while you were groping-” Donghae interrupted himself with a yelp as Heechul shoved Eunhyuk into him. They stumbled backward in an awkward tangle of limbs as Heechul watched with a smirk.
“You shouldn’t hang around Hyukjae so much,” he sagely advised Donghae, “he’s a bad influence on you.” Then he let out his own yelp-more of an offended yell, he amended-when an arm wrapped around his chest and pulled him backward. Heechul looked up into Hankyung’s amused face.
“I think they shouldn’t spend so much time around you,” he said with a laugh. “You’re the worst influence!”
Heechul smacked the arm holding him against Hankyung.
Yes. I fail at writing, see? Though I do have a ShiHae drabble done that I can post soon, to sort of make up for this. And I'll post the incomplete bits of the KiHae movie!verse fic too, so you can all see what you're...not missing, lol. What I had wasn't as awesome as the concept in my head.
Gah. Writing. :(
These are in no particular order. Please don't harass me over any of these: I promise I will finish everything on this list at some point or other. I've already given up about twenty other prompts; these are the ones I'm keeping and writing, come hell or high water. :)
Things to Write
Super Junior
- KiHae - HSAU; Kibum is a jock with hot!arms and Donghae fanboys him
- Zhou Mi/Sungmin - helping out your local thrift store!; candles; AU for dear_whimsy
- KyuMin - porn for sapphira_angel; possibly with EunHae, HyukMin, and KyuHae
- Kibum/everyone - Kibum just wants people to like him; blowjobs; possibly KiChul or KiHae (Kibum birthday fic)
- Hyukjae/no one - in which Hyuk thinks everyone has a crush on him, and they are like lol whut no
- haengbok_clock fic
- skirt!au - with dear_whimsy
Other
- Hikaru no Go - finish "Getting to Know You"
- JE - KAT-TUN; something Akame
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These are prompts/plot bunnies I've had on my to-write list for a long time now. Since I've come to a vague, nebulous I-ain't-ever-gonna-write-no-moar (except for when I really, really want to) resolution with myself, I thought I'd put these up for grabs. I hope someone makes good use of them!
I think I'm clever, I know. Lulz. Laugh at me or whatever, here they are, all SuJu:
Hankyung/Lee Ayumi
- this was inspired by episodes of Love Letter where they are cute and paired together and fail at Korean together. Seriously, I love Ayumi, she's so freaking cute and pretty and eeeee het for Hankyung!
Hankyung/everyone
- "gege" as a turn-on, because it's hot
HanChul
- "you can't have him"; this was my idea for a lengthy, introspective, angsty fic where realism applies and Heechul finds himself in love with Hankyung and Hankyung being very decidedly straight and wanting to marry a girl and slightly uncomfortable but mostly apologetic for not wanting Heechul back. It has to be more than gratuitous angst, though, so Heechul has to come to some sort of peace at the end. I don't like hurting Rella for fun.
KiTeuk
- Inspired by a YT clip where the members were introducing themselves in a line down the stage and Teukie interrupts right before Kibum gets to speak, thinking everyone was done. Leader forgot Kibum! There must be some form of snarky, retaliatory sex.
KangTeuk
- I was talking to nightengale about Teukie's nickname being "angel" and she wanted to see someone write an awkward moment in bed where Kangin calls Teukie “angel” during sex.
EunTeuk
- mom/kid dynamics, but mostly friendship (this was sort of written here by aoimidori for Teukie's birthday)
KyuMin
- "pandora's box"; this was going to be an epic fic for me, pretty lengthy and dealing with the repercussions of actions. It would've followed the legend of Pandora's box where everything bad is let out but saved by hope, and the parallel legend I've heard where a box of everything good is stored except there's also the negative curiosity. Sungmin would have had a great relationship with Kyuhyun until he becomes too curious about something, fools around with someone else (or does something that undermines Kyuhyun's trust in him) and then fucks everything up. It would end on a positive note, though. Hope.
MinRy
- the one who kept him going, the first one to call him friend, the one he still likes best
JaeTeuk
- DBSK crossover; inspired by EHB10 where Jaejoong is sitting and leaning back into Teukie's arms. They have such a cute hyung/dongsaeng relationship in DBSJ.
TeukHae
- drabbled a bit here; would have expanded it and made it better; inspired partially by SJM on Sukira on 060608
Mary Sue parody
- KB/OFC, SW/OFC; chapter one here. Would have also included Jaejoong/OFC, possibly a romantic rival, and a tragic ending of amnesia. I may or may not continue this one day when I am really, really, really bored, but I don't see foresee it happening.
Kangin/everyone
- Wherein everyone attempts to molest Kangin and he throws them to the ground in a fit of "WTF ARE YOU DOING?". Teuk comes along and Kangin goes "can you imagine?! everyone was trying to be all over me an-mmphf~" and would then be molested, because KangTeuk is awesome.
The first time it happened, Kangin was at the gym with Kibum, lifting weights. Kibum was standing next to the bench, spotting him as he moved from 50kg to 60kg. Kangin set down the heavy bar carefully and wiped the sweat from his brow. He glanced at Kibum who was staring at him with a strange expression on his face, his eyes slightly glazed.
"Hey, Kibum. You okay?" Kangin asked in concern.
"Um," said Kibum, turning his head slightly. His eyes didn't leave Kangin's chest, partially revealed by his low cut wifebeater, which was sticking to his skin after nearly an hour of exertion.
"Do you need a break or something?"
"No," Kibum said slowly. Kangin sat up, slightly worried and more than a little confused. Kibum put a hand on Kangin's bare shoulder, his large hand gripping firmly. "Hyung..."
"Uh, what?" Kangin stared at Kibum. "Seriously, what the fuck, Kibum. You're starting to weird me out."
CinHae
- fixed routine of he said, he said; because Donghae idolizes Heechul a little bit, and Heechul loves it.
One of the things that annoyed Shindong most about Donghae, though he generally loved the kid, was his tendency to repeat, over and over again, “Heechul said-”
MiHae
- endings; figuring things out in SJM
Zhou Mi has never been quite sure what to make of Donghae. Since the first time they met and Donghae mistook him for Kangta to now, over a year later, when they see each other day in and day out.
KyuHae
- I have no idea where I was going for this except that Kyuhyun has a crush on Donghae, and I've done that idea at least twice now. Wtf.
“He has a crush on you,” Hyukjae said as Kyuhyun walked out the door.
Donghae looked up. “Nuh-uh, really?” he asked, curiosity coloring his voice.
“He follows you around like a puppy. You couldn’t have missed that.”
KiHae
- other version of "the color of envy"; this is how I was going to start it out before I abandoned it and rewrote the beginning
“I,” Kibum announced, “do not support Super Junior M.”
“Oh my god, stop sulking, you child,” Heechul said in a disgusted voice. He threw a pillow at Kibum, which he ducked, sitting up and frowning. “You know how Donghae is, so stop being so petty. It’s unattractive and annoying.”
Kibum frowned harder. “I am not sulking.”
“‘He’s sure touching Siwon-hyung a lot’,” Heechul mocked, putting on Kibum’s low, unhappy voice. He tried to sound aloof and disinterested. “‘Does he have to hang off Kyuhyun like that all the time?’ ‘I bet he’s making all the fans happy with his fanservice.’ God, could you be any more obvious, Kibummie?”
“I-” Kibum said in his defense.
Heechul threw another pillow from his bed across the room. “Shut up and get out, you’re harshing my mellow.”
Kibum furrowed his brow.
“Just call him, you fifteen-year-old girl.”
Kibum thought he should be offended but he was too busy ducking the third pillow from Heechul and exiting the room as gracefully as he could while tripping on the other two pillows and Leeteuk’s bed.
--
Donghae smiled widely and said, “Saranghae yo,” to ensuing screams that rocked the studio. He looked smugly satisfied afterwards, eyes bright under his bangs and suffering hugs and laughter from the other members.
Kibum watched the show streaming on his laptop and didn’t sulk, because Heechul was wrong and he was not a fifteen-year-old girl, damn it.
--
“Kibummie!” Donghae exclaimed over the phone.
Cinnamin
- phone calls; yeah, well i don't give a damn either; Heechul doesn't like Sungmin, and that bothers Sungmin, so he stalks Heechul, which annoys Heechul, which finally gives him a reason to dislike Sungmin. And then he realizes, hey, he actually likes him after all.
Heechul was never quite sure he liked Sungmin, mostly because he could never pin down why he wouldn’t like Sungmin. He was cute. He was friendly. He could sing and dance and do kung-fu; he wasn’t superficial, he was sincere, and if he sometimes had a short temper, well, who didn’t? Sungmin wasn’t perfect, but there was no valid reason for Heechul to not like him, and that bothered Heechul.
Everyone else he liked had perfectly good reasons why Heechul shouldn’t like him. Kibum, for example, was rather stand-off-ish and no good at communicating his feelings. Hankyung would never love Korea more than China and that meant Heechul had to constantly fight for his place, insisting that Hankyung was Korean now. Siwon kept trying to bring Heechul to God, which amused Heechul on a good day and drove him batshit insane on the bad ones. Donghae was an irresponsible, immature child, but Heechul spoiled him anyway. And there were others, and Heechul liked them all because there was a reason he shouldn’t, and Heechul liked going against the grain.
There was no reason not to like Sungmin, and that bothered Heechul. So he never did quite dislike him, but he never quite liked him either.
That bothered Sungmin.
--
“Are you going to do something about this?” Kangin demanded, wiping the sweat off his forehead with his shirt.
“It’s none of my business what he chooses to do with his time,” Heechul replied, shrugging. He pulled his hair back and tied it, ignoring with practiced unconcern the disgusted look Kangin shot him.
“He’s been following you around for weeks now. Why don’t you just talk to him already?”
Heechul looked across the gym at Sungmin, who didn’t look like a stalker, sitting on the bench near the wall, his head bent over his tiny pink cell phone, clearly engaged in an important text message. He was dressed in loose cargo shorts and a blue polo, not suitable at all for working out. Not that he had come to the gym to work out.
“Why’s he even here if he’s not going to work out,” Kangin asked, sounding as disgusted as he’d looked earlier. “I can’t believe he followed you here. Hell, I can’t believe you’re here.”
“Oh shut up, you loser.” Heechul knew it was one of his weaker retorts, but he was distracted, damn it. Stalkers tended to do that to people. For the most part, Heechul had ignored the way Sungmin was suddenly around him all the time, smiling or asking if he wanted something to drink or just there, and calling him all the time, and texting even more, but Heechul was frankly a little weirded out by it all.
Not that he would admit that, of course.
Most things tended to go away if Heechul ignored them long enough. It wasn’t his favored method of dealing with things-he preferred something far more verbal and heavy on wit-but Heechul found that he wasn’t entirely comfortable confronting Sungmin. It probably had a lot to do with the fact that he wasn’t quite sure where he stood on his opinion on the younger boy: did Heechul like him or dislike him? Was he completely ambivalent?
Heechul frowned to himself as he gathered his workout things into his duffel bag, looking across the gym again at Sungmin.
Sungmin was looking back at him this time, head raised. His face crinkled into a small smile and he waved, as if it were perfectly normal for him to be in a gym in non-exercise clothes, not working out, just sitting there and waiting for Heechul.
“Do you have time for lunch?” he called. “I’ll treat hyung-deul.”
Kangin agreed enthusiastically before Heechul could even open his mouth.
“Hmph,” said Heechul, a little affronted. He tossed his head, ponytail swinging, before following Kangin over to Sungmin’s side. “Good thing for you my stalker is generous to include random passersby.”
“You should seriously talk to him.”
“Shut up,” said Heechul, and then Sungmin smiled at him again and Heechul fell silent, at a loss and hating it.
--
“Here you go, hyung,” said Sungmin as he held out a bottle of Heechul’s favorite drink.
Heechul stared at it as if it were poisonous. He blinked at it in silence before lifting his gaze to meet Sungmin’s eyes. Sungmin merely looked back at him, expression mild and expectant, with no hint as to why he was suddenly offering Heechul his favorite drink.
Slowly, Heechul lifted his hand and took the drink, condensation dripping cold into his palm. “Okay,” he said. He hoped he sounded more dismissive than confused. “Thanks.”
Sungmin smiled at him, then, warm and bright. He bounced, once, on his feet and then turned away toward the rest of the practice room. Heechul watched him head over to Donghae’s side and frowned, fingering the bottle in hands. Just what did Sungmin want from him? What was the purpose of following him around and buttering him up like this?
Heechul scowled, irritated. He hated being at a loss. Slumping against the floor-length mirror, he uncapped his drink and took a long swallow. He supposed Kangin was right: at some point in the near future he would have to talk to Sungmin.
KiHae
- movie!verse; epic. This is the one I'm most upset about giving up, but there's honestly no hope. I had this epic planned out since I first joined SuJu fandom after watching the movie, and I have the first two sections written out, plus a detailed outline for the rest of the fic. It's not going to happen though, so here's the outline (I'll post the two sections I've written later):
PART 1 [alternating]
01. [current] Post-movie scene with Kibum & Donghae interaction, dialogue. Kibum was never caught and drama has slowly died out. Currently they're in the classroom hearing the student council's plans for the school festival; Kibum isn't paying attention and is instead doodling in his notebook; he's caught by Donghae.
02. [past] When K & DH first met, they were young (middle school or younger). Set up a scene where K is caught (doing something, anything) by DH (name a few more incidents as they've grown older where this has happened again): this sets up a pattern that has continued all their lives.
03. [current] Start with K blogging, change scene to mentions of Heechul (and his semi-flirting relationship with his new girl dancer), maybe have some arguments & UST with Kang-in. They're preparing for the school festival; Heechul & DH are trying to figure out a dance routine to perform. K is watching them and gets slightly hot & bothered by DH dancing.
04. [past] K realized he didn't like girls when ___.
05. [current] K & DH have lunch together, talking about random things (school festival, others, mention of Siwon, maybe?). K gets distracted by DH's mouth, his body heat, him in general--have lots of super-aware UST filled moments for K.
06. [past] This is the story when K, after growing attached to DH, lets him go in high school to join Heechul's "elite dance team" because he realizes he's being selfish. K watches them practice and sulks a little bit, thinking "Look at me!" and goes, "oh shit" because he finally Gets It. He's been in love with DH for a while now...end with a thought about "getting caught" by DH (slight despair or determination not to get caught?).
END PART 1
PART 2 [all current]
07. K is at home, jerking off, thinking about DH and how DH caught K skipping class earlier (or something), with flashbacks to the movie and getting caught there.
08. Festival preparation with more Heechul and Kang-in interaction (maybe an argument); DH drags K into an empty classroom (or a closet!). "I've always wondered--" and lots of touching-not-quite-touching that is Ultimate UST, but nothing actually happens.
09. interlude - K realizes that he's always wanted attention but not sure what to do with it once he gets it (reference to movie/blog incident). K feels frustrated, is rash, etc.
10. [avoidance? awkwardness?] DH busy with dance, K talks to someone (possibly Heechul) who shows him that DH is quite enamored/infatuated towards K (treats him specially).
11. School festival performance! Flaily Ryeowook cameo! DH snags K by tie before performance, says something provoking, goes and performs (hotly, with K very *__*), sweaty boysmut ensues post-performance. DH is all "I caught you again."
12. blog [personal entry] >> K finally turned tables, finally caught DH. :3
HanChul
- inspired by EHB7, where Heechul gives Hankyung a chest massage
“Did you have fun groping Hankyung-hyung on camera?” Eunhyuk asked cheekily, grinning at Heechul.
“I could ask you the same thing about Donghae,” Heechul retorted, swatting at his head. “Why don’t you be a good boy and go fetch me water. I’m sick, you know.”
“You didn’t look sick while you were groping-” Donghae interrupted himself with a yelp as Heechul shoved Eunhyuk into him. They stumbled backward in an awkward tangle of limbs as Heechul watched with a smirk.
“You shouldn’t hang around Hyukjae so much,” he sagely advised Donghae, “he’s a bad influence on you.” Then he let out his own yelp-more of an offended yell, he amended-when an arm wrapped around his chest and pulled him backward. Heechul looked up into Hankyung’s amused face.
“I think they shouldn’t spend so much time around you,” he said with a laugh. “You’re the worst influence!”
Heechul smacked the arm holding him against Hankyung.
Yes. I fail at writing, see? Though I do have a ShiHae drabble done that I can post soon, to sort of make up for this. And I'll post the incomplete bits of the KiHae movie!verse fic too, so you can all see what you're...not missing, lol. What I had wasn't as awesome as the concept in my head.
Gah. Writing. :(