[Super Junior] Siwon/girl!Han/girlChul, Kangin/girl!Teuk, NC-17 & PG-13

[meiface]

Still in black_goose's Boys' Generation universe: SJ as girls, so beware het. :3

These are both for jaded_skys, because it's her birthday and ilh. Happy 22nd, Thea! You are a strong, accomplished woman who could totally top any of SJ (as guys or girls). Look forward to your future, bb, I know you will make the best of it. ♥

lead me not into temptation
Super Junior

Comments

[mardigrasmaven]

GODDAMNIT I LOVE HANKYUNG SO MUCH FOR TURNING THEM BOTH-ESP. STUBBORN GIRL HEECHUL- INTO QUIVERING MESSES!! THAT MAN...WOMAN...PERSON IS TALENTED AS FUCK!! GO CHINA!!

And Siwon, it's time to stop praying and start exalting God for that wonderful predicament that got you two fine boys turned into two hot girls that are totally ready to fuck you. You should dedicate something to him... or something...

And that's ok that it becomes about Heechul in the end. Cuz let's face it, it makes for some good sexy happenings.

Heechul wanders up to him and says, "Oh my god, you're retarded," and wanders off again.

*squeals with laughter* I DUNNO WHY IT WAS THAT FUNNY!! IT JUST WAS!!

until Hankyung points out, reasonably, that Heechul is gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide. Heechul hit him, but the prbolem of living space was resolved.)OMFG A 'GOOD OMENS' REFERENCE!! HEECHUL = AZIRAPHALE = MAJOR LOLLING IN MY CORNER!! *rolls around laughing

[meiface]

Eeee yay, I love it when people spot my Good Omens references! :D I love that book like crazy.

aklsjf pretty much I love Heechul, all the time, and Hankyung is pretty sexy. :9 And I love dumb!Kangin, I can't help it.

[mardigrasmaven]

I'm such a fanwhore for Crowley. He's my heart.

I agree with all those points so hard.

[racaiaeru]

Oh yay I wasn't the only one who spotted it :D

Good Omens is one of the best books ever written and both authors are win. <3

(And eveybody knows that Aziraphale is only gay for Crowley. Duh. Am I the only one that read the book and slashed them the whole time?)

[meiface]

It's possible to read this book and not slash Crowley and Aziraphale? I boggle, lol.

[mardigrasmaven]

I slashed them from their first meeting onwards and even past the books end. XD I love me some Crowley/Aziraphale (cuz Crowley tops).

[racaiaeru]

Well, DUH Crowley tops. In my mind, Aziraphale is blonde and amazing and Crowley is totally a sex god. With sunglasses and a hot car. >:D He actually kind of reminds me of Kibum... lol.

[mardigrasmaven]

OMFG Lol! Yes! That's exactly how I picture them and GUH!! Kibum would totally be the Korean Crowley. I love your way of thinking my friend. XD

[racaiaeru]

And at the very end of the book when they showed off their true forms, I pictured them to be glowy and amazing with their black and white wings and they were even more beautiful than before. <3 And Eeteuk kind of reminds me of Aziraphale, but not really, because that would be Kiteuk, and that would be weird.

(And then after the final not-battle, Aziraphale and Crowley drove off in the Jeep and had hot the-world-is-not-ending sex.)

[mardigrasmaven]

Lmao. I'm all for that the-world-is-not-ending sex!! Such win! But you're right lol, KiTeuk would be weird.

[racaiaeru]

Who is NOT for the-world-is-not-ending sex? Seriously.