satire is everyone's favorite.
Yeah, I know, I haven't updated in a while..you know why? Livejournal is lame. Along with Myspace, and any other massively popular blogging sites. Sure, I have a Myspace, and yeah, I go on it a little too much, but that's because it's fucking addicting and I like lame stuff. Anyways..on with the rant.
Have you noticed that individuality, something that was never praised, but somewhat existant, is no longer there? How many kids have you seen with the same hair style? The same 43 degree angle bangs over their right eye. It makes you wonder, do they even use that eye anymore, or is it just there? I believe in evolution and adaptation, along with many other people. Will we evolve to a point where that eye is just gone? Though not likely, it is possible. How about the music? Music and fashion have been fused together since the beginning of the art, but the bond between them is becoming so much more clear to me. Bands such as Panic! At the Disco, Dead Like Me, Hawthorne Heights, and all the other worthless bands playing the same repetitive stuff over and over again are the front of this phenomenon. (I really hope I came close to spelling that right..) Though this has happened for a long time now, I have just now been awakened to it. When I was browsing through one of those lame blogging sites (Myspace), which happens to be probably the biggest gathering of the same old fashions that have plagued us for the last year, I came across yet another one of those fashion delinquients with their 'peace sign' pictures, black makeup, and duel dyed hair colors. A thought came to my mind.."Hey I know this person, she must go to my school or something." Turns out it was just another one of those 'my space whores' for lack of a better term, adding me from Arizona or Wyoming or some faraway state that probably sucks a load of cat penis. Creativity is being forced to take a seat for what is generally accepted. Everyone has a lip piercing now. Everyone has tight pants. Everyone has a full stock of boring band tees. (All having emotional, cute, little boy and girl lyrics on them) Which forces me to ask..what will the next fad be? Sure, hip hop is all the same as well. It's all songs about sex or girls shaking their asses. Give me a break! Sure, sex and girls shaking asses is pretty intriguing, but only after the first 439 times I have heard a song about it. If I want to listen to that, I can just listen to Fight Paris..since every one of their songs on their album is about sex. What ever happened to that punk fad? Oh, no one wants to be a punk anymore? No more 'punk' bands like New Found Glory, Good Charlotte, Simple Plan? Oh wait, Good Charlotte is 'emo' now. They're chasing the bandwagon around the corner, and damn are they slow. Screamo, emo, hardcore, whatever..its on its way out, but goddamn, its still annoying. For all of you out there that dresses a certain way because you think it will make you 'cool'. For all of you kids in camo pants claiming to be 'as hardcore as it gets'. For all of you 'badasses' chanting about how anything other than heavy metal sucks, I say just shut the fuck up already. Please. We've all heard it before. As for the next scene, punk, metalhead, gangster, hardcore kid I see, you're going down. Yeah, dance-off bitch.
P.S. Anarchy won't work. Slitting wrists doesn't help as much as you think it does. Fifteen minute guitar solos are boring. And, finally, I don't want to shake my tailfeather.
Have you noticed that individuality, something that was never praised, but somewhat existant, is no longer there? How many kids have you seen with the same hair style? The same 43 degree angle bangs over their right eye. It makes you wonder, do they even use that eye anymore, or is it just there? I believe in evolution and adaptation, along with many other people. Will we evolve to a point where that eye is just gone? Though not likely, it is possible. How about the music? Music and fashion have been fused together since the beginning of the art, but the bond between them is becoming so much more clear to me. Bands such as Panic! At the Disco, Dead Like Me, Hawthorne Heights, and all the other worthless bands playing the same repetitive stuff over and over again are the front of this phenomenon. (I really hope I came close to spelling that right..) Though this has happened for a long time now, I have just now been awakened to it. When I was browsing through one of those lame blogging sites (Myspace), which happens to be probably the biggest gathering of the same old fashions that have plagued us for the last year, I came across yet another one of those fashion delinquients with their 'peace sign' pictures, black makeup, and duel dyed hair colors. A thought came to my mind.."Hey I know this person, she must go to my school or something." Turns out it was just another one of those 'my space whores' for lack of a better term, adding me from Arizona or Wyoming or some faraway state that probably sucks a load of cat penis. Creativity is being forced to take a seat for what is generally accepted. Everyone has a lip piercing now. Everyone has tight pants. Everyone has a full stock of boring band tees. (All having emotional, cute, little boy and girl lyrics on them) Which forces me to ask..what will the next fad be? Sure, hip hop is all the same as well. It's all songs about sex or girls shaking their asses. Give me a break! Sure, sex and girls shaking asses is pretty intriguing, but only after the first 439 times I have heard a song about it. If I want to listen to that, I can just listen to Fight Paris..since every one of their songs on their album is about sex. What ever happened to that punk fad? Oh, no one wants to be a punk anymore? No more 'punk' bands like New Found Glory, Good Charlotte, Simple Plan? Oh wait, Good Charlotte is 'emo' now. They're chasing the bandwagon around the corner, and damn are they slow. Screamo, emo, hardcore, whatever..its on its way out, but goddamn, its still annoying. For all of you out there that dresses a certain way because you think it will make you 'cool'. For all of you kids in camo pants claiming to be 'as hardcore as it gets'. For all of you 'badasses' chanting about how anything other than heavy metal sucks, I say just shut the fuck up already. Please. We've all heard it before. As for the next scene, punk, metalhead, gangster, hardcore kid I see, you're going down. Yeah, dance-off bitch.
P.S. Anarchy won't work. Slitting wrists doesn't help as much as you think it does. Fifteen minute guitar solos are boring. And, finally, I don't want to shake my tailfeather.