Whores, Preists, Papa Johns, Apples are healthy
I will be working a 20 hour shift at Papa Johns this satarday. I am going to have to bring a jizz sock with me so i can jerk off at work. There is nothing quite as satisfying as pleasuring yourself in a smelly shitfilled bathroom secretly knowing you are actually getting paid to do so.
I bought a pair of big hefty work boots. They're for fucking.
Chances are with pretty much everyone i meet that i am actually much smarter than you. And you wont even know it.
Looks like i just might make the deans list this year.
I think i actually quit smoking pot. Wow, even i didn't see that coming.
I tripped over trying to catch a bus. Now my knee hurts.
Is there some sort of genitic code in the DNA that makes some people want to become circus clowns?
Cats+alcohol=hours of entertainment.
I am starting up a business with my roomate. We are going to provide a break-up telegram service. Basically you call our number and give us the location of your soon to be ex-significant other and we will break up with them for you in any way you want us to. We will charge about twenty dollars, or more if the job requires some extra effort and guile.
I set up a computer nerd with a girl who i know for a fact has herpes and HIV because i don't like him. This was the most evil thing i did all week and it feels great. Seriously, i hope this fucker gets full blown aids from this girl.
You won't get very far in life if you like your peers.
-zico
I bought a pair of big hefty work boots. They're for fucking.
Chances are with pretty much everyone i meet that i am actually much smarter than you. And you wont even know it.
Looks like i just might make the deans list this year.
I think i actually quit smoking pot. Wow, even i didn't see that coming.
I tripped over trying to catch a bus. Now my knee hurts.
Is there some sort of genitic code in the DNA that makes some people want to become circus clowns?
Cats+alcohol=hours of entertainment.
I am starting up a business with my roomate. We are going to provide a break-up telegram service. Basically you call our number and give us the location of your soon to be ex-significant other and we will break up with them for you in any way you want us to. We will charge about twenty dollars, or more if the job requires some extra effort and guile.
I set up a computer nerd with a girl who i know for a fact has herpes and HIV because i don't like him. This was the most evil thing i did all week and it feels great. Seriously, i hope this fucker gets full blown aids from this girl.
You won't get very far in life if you like your peers.
-zico