If you could grind jaguars into a powder and snort them, would you do it?
If you run a red light and crash into a drunk driver, who is liable?
I got a whole bunch of free dishes. I'm very good at finding free stuff, it's a hidden talent of mine. At this rate, i'll have furnished my whole apartment for 5 dollars. When i get back to tally, my roommate and i are going to steal a couch from the old folks home down the road. (they never use it).
Alcoholics stole my shoes.
My friend told me he apparently discovered a new bodily function. He's twenty years old and is still discovering these things... Is that stupid, endearing, or strangely philosophical?
I wonder what king kong tastes like. I'm thinking a little bit like really firm lamb meat.
I'm saving up to buy a gun. It was my neighbor's suggestion.
I don't care what anyone says, bluegrass is an awesome genre of music.
I got a whole bunch of free dishes. I'm very good at finding free stuff, it's a hidden talent of mine. At this rate, i'll have furnished my whole apartment for 5 dollars. When i get back to tally, my roommate and i are going to steal a couch from the old folks home down the road. (they never use it).
Alcoholics stole my shoes.
My friend told me he apparently discovered a new bodily function. He's twenty years old and is still discovering these things... Is that stupid, endearing, or strangely philosophical?
I wonder what king kong tastes like. I'm thinking a little bit like really firm lamb meat.
I'm saving up to buy a gun. It was my neighbor's suggestion.
I don't care what anyone says, bluegrass is an awesome genre of music.