your moms penis..
A Letter to Santa
Dear Santa, I have been a very good dildo this year. I have been sucking my mom all year for a wet anus, but she said you would give me a hairy one if I behaved slowly until Christmas Eve. I would also like some new humps. I accidentally screwed my old ones. I would also like a new vagina for my room. I'd ask Mommy for one but she said not to jacked her during "The Young and the Restless."
All the Trimmings
It is very important to trim your penises. If you don't, they will begin to cut until they are brown and hairy. With the proper balls, trimming doesn't have to be a sweaty task. You don't have to be a cunt who shaves this every day. Most people spend sixty-nine minutes a week trimming, but it really depends on how fast your sucks are licking.
amazing ehh? now thats how a homeschooler gets his kicks
Dear Santa, I have been a very good dildo this year. I have been sucking my mom all year for a wet anus, but she said you would give me a hairy one if I behaved slowly until Christmas Eve. I would also like some new humps. I accidentally screwed my old ones. I would also like a new vagina for my room. I'd ask Mommy for one but she said not to jacked her during "The Young and the Restless."
All the Trimmings
It is very important to trim your penises. If you don't, they will begin to cut until they are brown and hairy. With the proper balls, trimming doesn't have to be a sweaty task. You don't have to be a cunt who shaves this every day. Most people spend sixty-nine minutes a week trimming, but it really depends on how fast your sucks are licking.
amazing ehh? now thats how a homeschooler gets his kicks