It's true that we named our children after places we've never been to...
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Bill Clinton...?
2. Where's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
anywhere that doesnt have annoying birthday singers.
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
Havent puked yet. i dont drink often.
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
um, itll happen when im legal and i look legal.
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
Mrs. Lee.
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Going to that Hardee game with Betsy. or hanging out with friends.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
an acrobat.
8. How many colleges did you attend?
none, aside from occasional visits to PCC.
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
because i thought it was going to be cold outside and all my other shirts are worn out.
10. GAS PRICES! First thought?
paying 2.40 for piss... coincidentally piss that can run cars.
11. If you could move anywhere, where would it be?
Anywhere with lots of cold weather. i just bought a really cool jacket, only to find that the coldness of this season wont last for long.
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
d*mn, i should turn it off seeing as its still vacation.
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
I hate living.
14. Favorite style of underwear?
everyone knows its G-string for paolo or nothing.
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
I must say that G-strings are great for the entire beautiful world
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
garbage and cleaning the space around the bird cages/ pool work and patio cleaning
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?
alright.
18. Get up early or sleep in?
Sleep in.... duh.
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Trent or Jane from Daria, Season 3.
20. Favorite NON-sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
hugging. i think.
21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
I think I'm bi........pedal.
22. How many joints pop when you get out of bed in the morning?
None. should they be popping?
23. What is the biggest amount of $$ you have made from a yard sale?
havent had a yard sale. and people dont get $$ at yard sales, they get money.
24. Your favorite lunchmeat?
salami
25. What do you get every time you go into a 7-11?
either a slurpee or a slim jim.
26. Beach or lake?
beach.
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented?
not really, but i do think that online surveys are.
28. Who do you stalk on MySpace?
since i could care less who reads this, probably graham or cya.... basically anyone with good music.
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
if i were to say, it would ruin people's view of me.
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out you have?
Wet and Bi in Paradise.
31. What's your drink?
The one with either my name on it or by itself, prbably next to the chips.
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Cowboys. Indians rarely carry those cool revolvers.
33. Cops or Robbers?
Cops, they get the cool badges.
34. Do you cheer for the bad guy?
yes. Kill bill especially, because i dislike Uma Thurman.
35. What Hollywood star do you think resembles you best?
none. i have a unique face and figure.
36. If you had to pick one, which cast member of "Lost" would you be?
the korean guy. because he's most sexy.
37. What do you want when you are sick?
solitude and another advil.
38. Who from high school would you like to run into?
seeing as im still in high school.... no one I hate.
39. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
none. the radio sucks.
42. Norm or Cliff?
I prefer the cliff.
43. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
The Cosby show sometimes.... the simpsons at other times.
44. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
making friends wtih the wrong people in 8th grade.
45. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
no. i hate him with a fiery passion?
46. If you could get away with it, whom would you kill?
All the summerlin kids on my bus.
47. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Jake Gyllenhaal. Actually, I'd like him to serve the meal while I eat dinner with Keira Knightley/Kate Beckinsale/Penelope Cruz or something. Or Jesus.
48. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
I'm theoretically not a celebrity whore. Seeing as I'm bi.....pedal, I'd have to say any female with the passion of a female version of Sean Patrick Flanery from Boondock Saints. That final scene was just the peak of excitement.
49. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher not for its intended purpose?
yeah. for a demonstration, i shot it in the air/ towards some people.
50. Last book you read for real?
Catcher in the Rye
51. Do you have a teddy bear?
Nope. I want a trained real bear tho.
52. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
In a Hong Kong airport, next to some old chinese man pissing in the urinal (urinal was next to sink)
53. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
The beach. or the mountains.
54. Number of texts in a day?
zero
55. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
relationship, i have no goals career-wise
56. Do you go to church?
every sunday.
57. Pencil or pen?
does it matter?
58. Bueller??? Bueller??? Bueller???
Fry??? Fry??? Fry??? (That movie rocks like a mother)
59. How many jobs have you had?
i have 2. Kill the CEO of the Disney Channel. And get Bill Clinton impeached. Can you say 1 out of 2?
60. What do you want to achieve in life?
Make Disney Channel illegal in all states and many countries and to beat down my little brother to a bloody pulp and NOT get in trouble for it. No, I don't mind it if people in Uzbekistan still watch Disney channel. And yes, the bloody pulp should be Donald.
Bill Clinton...?
2. Where's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
anywhere that doesnt have annoying birthday singers.
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
Havent puked yet. i dont drink often.
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
um, itll happen when im legal and i look legal.
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
Mrs. Lee.
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Going to that Hardee game with Betsy. or hanging out with friends.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
an acrobat.
8. How many colleges did you attend?
none, aside from occasional visits to PCC.
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
because i thought it was going to be cold outside and all my other shirts are worn out.
10. GAS PRICES! First thought?
paying 2.40 for piss... coincidentally piss that can run cars.
11. If you could move anywhere, where would it be?
Anywhere with lots of cold weather. i just bought a really cool jacket, only to find that the coldness of this season wont last for long.
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
d*mn, i should turn it off seeing as its still vacation.
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
I hate living.
14. Favorite style of underwear?
everyone knows its G-string for paolo or nothing.
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
I must say that G-strings are great for the entire beautiful world
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
garbage and cleaning the space around the bird cages/ pool work and patio cleaning
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?
alright.
18. Get up early or sleep in?
Sleep in.... duh.
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Trent or Jane from Daria, Season 3.
20. Favorite NON-sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
hugging. i think.
21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
I think I'm bi........pedal.
22. How many joints pop when you get out of bed in the morning?
None. should they be popping?
23. What is the biggest amount of $$ you have made from a yard sale?
havent had a yard sale. and people dont get $$ at yard sales, they get money.
24. Your favorite lunchmeat?
salami
25. What do you get every time you go into a 7-11?
either a slurpee or a slim jim.
26. Beach or lake?
beach.
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented?
not really, but i do think that online surveys are.
28. Who do you stalk on MySpace?
since i could care less who reads this, probably graham or cya.... basically anyone with good music.
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
if i were to say, it would ruin people's view of me.
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out you have?
Wet and Bi in Paradise.
31. What's your drink?
The one with either my name on it or by itself, prbably next to the chips.
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Cowboys. Indians rarely carry those cool revolvers.
33. Cops or Robbers?
Cops, they get the cool badges.
34. Do you cheer for the bad guy?
yes. Kill bill especially, because i dislike Uma Thurman.
35. What Hollywood star do you think resembles you best?
none. i have a unique face and figure.
36. If you had to pick one, which cast member of "Lost" would you be?
the korean guy. because he's most sexy.
37. What do you want when you are sick?
solitude and another advil.
38. Who from high school would you like to run into?
seeing as im still in high school.... no one I hate.
39. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
none. the radio sucks.
42. Norm or Cliff?
I prefer the cliff.
43. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
The Cosby show sometimes.... the simpsons at other times.
44. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
making friends wtih the wrong people in 8th grade.
45. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
no. i hate him with a fiery passion?
46. If you could get away with it, whom would you kill?
All the summerlin kids on my bus.
47. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Jake Gyllenhaal. Actually, I'd like him to serve the meal while I eat dinner with Keira Knightley/Kate Beckinsale/Penelope Cruz or something. Or Jesus.
48. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
I'm theoretically not a celebrity whore. Seeing as I'm bi.....pedal, I'd have to say any female with the passion of a female version of Sean Patrick Flanery from Boondock Saints. That final scene was just the peak of excitement.
49. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher not for its intended purpose?
yeah. for a demonstration, i shot it in the air/ towards some people.
50. Last book you read for real?
Catcher in the Rye
51. Do you have a teddy bear?
Nope. I want a trained real bear tho.
52. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
In a Hong Kong airport, next to some old chinese man pissing in the urinal (urinal was next to sink)
53. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
The beach. or the mountains.
54. Number of texts in a day?
zero
55. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
relationship, i have no goals career-wise
56. Do you go to church?
every sunday.
57. Pencil or pen?
does it matter?
58. Bueller??? Bueller??? Bueller???
Fry??? Fry??? Fry??? (That movie rocks like a mother)
59. How many jobs have you had?
i have 2. Kill the CEO of the Disney Channel. And get Bill Clinton impeached. Can you say 1 out of 2?
60. What do you want to achieve in life?
Make Disney Channel illegal in all states and many countries and to beat down my little brother to a bloody pulp and NOT get in trouble for it. No, I don't mind it if people in Uzbekistan still watch Disney channel. And yes, the bloody pulp should be Donald.