so Im back from europe!

Jun 06, 2006 09:09

and Im already ready to leave again.

CNN was on in the airport and I learned that we are building a wall b/w the US and Mexico. Yeah it was in talks before I left, but I never thought we'd really do such a dumb, stupid, retarded thing.... then again I should have expected it from our president. Instead of spending money on education - we're building a new berlin wall. *sigh*

Subject: POST TURTLE

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher, whose
hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to former Texas Governor, George W. Bush
and his elevation to the White House.

The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'."

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post
turtle' was.

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you
come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post
turtle."

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to
explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong
there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want
to stop and help the dumb shit get down."
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