"Emotionally Stronger"? not the words i would've chosen to describe feminine strength more like more self control. a girl's existance beginning at birth is quite nice until someone explains sex to you and from then it's all an awkward hellish existance. because i think when girl's first get sex explained to them we're like "WTF? no thank you! sounds a bit messy doesn't it?" ever since it was explained to me i couldn't picture it as being anything but extremely painful. whereas guys are like "... sounds good... now if you'll exuse me i feel a sudden urge to yank this dangling thing right here." but ever since it was explained to me i was scared that someone wanted to do that to me and i was completely freaked out! so yeah life was a touch on the awkward side for me at that time, and as soon as you think you might be getting over it it's like "oh hello aunt flow! don't you just loooove my white pants?" because you always start your period the day you decide to wear khakis or something. and you always have that friend that knows you bled through but still asks that classic question "uhm, did you sit in something?" that's the only time in a persons life in which they hope to God that they did INDEED sit in something. it can be a dog shit just as long as you hadn't started your period. so any kind of confidence you've built to that point is lost and gone forever and replaced with an insatiable bloodlust. which is very ironic considering you're bleeding and you have bloodlust. then come the boobies and guys are checking you out and you're still afraid of sex. until that first crush which is always on a guy who's WAY out of our league. he's always the guy who's like "nice tits" when no one can hear and in public when you wear a low cut shirt in hope that he'd notice he's always the guy who notices but is in front of his friends saying something like "dude you're so gross! Never wear a low cut shirt again!" argh! so you have your period 7 seven days a month 12 months a year and somehow we're used to it. it's when we don't have it when we freak out. cause that means one of two things, 1.) you have a horrible yeast infection that can kill you or 2.) YOU'RE FUCKING PREGNANT! either way it's pretty fucking scary. so when you're pregnant you don't get your period for 9 months in a row, which i guess is the exchange. you don't get your period for 9 months straight while at the same time not having a single moment of comfort in the duration. and then there comes a time in a woman's life when the period stops forever, and is replaced with hot flashes, night sweats, raging hormones, and bloodlust 24/7. yup that's a delightful change over. and we cope with it. that's why we're the superior sex.
wow. a moving paragraph indeed. though my first thought of sex was completely different and something to the effect of: "so....the male basically impales the female...why do people like sex again?"
First of all, women might be the superior sex, and you make it sound hard as hell to be a girl. But I think you're not really giving guys the credit that they deserve.
Guys have it much harder than you think. Guys have so much shit it's hard to deal with. Sure, you're a girl, you say it's easy to deal with, but guys have a certain wall in their mind to which the can't deal with it. Guys have many numerous things they have to put up with.
First of all, guys have to put up with guys. No matter who you are, theres always another guy who wants what you want. And they are assholes. They get competitive. They get way too competitive. If they want something, like oh, say they are running after the same girl, they don't want the girl to decide who she wants to go out with if she even wants either, because they feel deep down that they're the lesser choice, unless they're like Brian Trumbly, and then they challenge the other guy to a fight. Thats right. If guys don't get what they want because off some other guy, they aren't able to deal, they can't cry, they have to beat the other guy up. Guys have to deal with other guys, which trust me, is nothing easy. It's you vs. them when you're a guy. Competition, I hate it. If I was a girl, I'd be a lesbian, because guys are dipshits.
Guys also have to deal with competition in many other forms. One of the biggest? Penis envy. It's very hard not to have penis envy when you look at your package and it isn't mr. monster cock, it's just an average joe. Which every guy has nowadays unless they are freakzilla, then they're very fortunate and have good self-esteem, but most of the time, they're guy whores. Penis envy can destroy men. The quest to be accepted to men is to have the penis so others won't knock you down for having just an average John Doe penis. The whole things bullshit, but it's what guys have to put up with.
And another thing guys have to put up with is feminist. Most guys really dislike feminist. Why? Stuff like this:
Tony Shiteater: Oh fuck, Davy Fuckface just kicked me in the balls, it hurts so fucking much. Lisa Ballcrusher: Oh yeah, try child birth.
Ok, that really pisses guys off. We're not tryin' to compete with girls, we're just trying to express why the fuck we are purple in the face, just to get a feminist, which is almost a guy, to act like we have no reason to complain. Guys have reasons to complain, it ain't easy being a dude, it's hard. You have to be fearless, you have to work and not complain, you have to be fucking prince charming or you're just "Not right for me." And trust me, guys truly just want things to be simple. None of this competition, but guys won't let that happen. So for guys, it's a never ending fuckathon in which they run. And we always will have someone complaining they got it worse, but in truth, both sexes has got it bad equally the same. What you view is simple stuff, is hard for us. What we view is easy, you find it hard. There is no superior sex.
but ever since it was explained to me i was scared that someone wanted to do that to me and i was completely freaked out!
so yeah life was a touch on the awkward side for me at that time, and as soon as you think you might be getting over it it's like
"oh hello aunt flow! don't you just loooove my white pants?"
because you always start your period the day you decide to wear khakis or something. and you always have that friend that knows you bled through but still asks that classic question "uhm, did you sit in something?" that's the only time in a persons life in which they hope to God that they did INDEED sit in something. it can be a dog shit just as long as you hadn't started your period. so any kind of confidence you've built to that point is lost and gone forever and replaced with an insatiable bloodlust. which is very ironic considering you're bleeding and you have bloodlust.
then come the boobies and guys are checking you out and you're still afraid of sex. until that first crush which is always on a guy who's WAY out of our league. he's always the guy who's like "nice tits" when no one can hear and in public when you wear a low cut shirt in hope that he'd notice he's always the guy who notices but is in front of his friends saying something like "dude you're so gross! Never wear a low cut shirt again!"
argh!
so you have your period 7 seven days a month 12 months a year and somehow we're used to it. it's when we don't have it when we freak out. cause that means one of two things, 1.) you have a horrible yeast infection that can kill you or 2.) YOU'RE FUCKING PREGNANT!
either way it's pretty fucking scary.
so when you're pregnant you don't get your period for 9 months in a row, which i guess is the exchange. you don't get your period for 9 months straight while at the same time not having a single moment of comfort in the duration.
and then there comes a time in a woman's life when the period stops forever, and is replaced with hot flashes, night sweats, raging hormones, and bloodlust 24/7. yup that's a delightful change over.
and we cope with it. that's why we're the superior sex.
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anyways, that was a great way of putting it!
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First of all, women might be the superior sex, and you make it sound hard as hell to be a girl. But I think you're not really giving guys the credit that they deserve.
Guys have it much harder than you think. Guys have so much shit it's hard to deal with. Sure, you're a girl, you say it's easy to deal with, but guys have a certain wall in their mind to which the can't deal with it. Guys have many numerous things they have to put up with.
First of all, guys have to put up with guys. No matter who you are, theres always another guy who wants what you want. And they are assholes. They get competitive. They get way too competitive. If they want something, like oh, say they are running after the same girl, they don't want the girl to decide who she wants to go out with if she even wants either, because they feel deep down that they're the lesser choice, unless they're like Brian Trumbly, and then they challenge the other guy to a fight. Thats right. If guys don't get what they want because off some other guy, they aren't able to deal, they can't cry, they have to beat the other guy up. Guys have to deal with other guys, which trust me, is nothing easy. It's you vs. them when you're a guy. Competition, I hate it. If I was a girl, I'd be a lesbian, because guys are dipshits.
Guys also have to deal with competition in many other forms. One of the biggest? Penis envy. It's very hard not to have penis envy when you look at your package and it isn't mr. monster cock, it's just an average joe. Which every guy has nowadays unless they are freakzilla, then they're very fortunate and have good self-esteem, but most of the time, they're guy whores. Penis envy can destroy men. The quest to be accepted to men is to have the penis so others won't knock you down for having just an average John Doe penis. The whole things bullshit, but it's what guys have to put up with.
And another thing guys have to put up with is feminist. Most guys really dislike feminist. Why? Stuff like this:
Tony Shiteater: Oh fuck, Davy Fuckface just kicked me in the balls, it hurts so fucking much.
Lisa Ballcrusher: Oh yeah, try child birth.
Ok, that really pisses guys off. We're not tryin' to compete with girls, we're just trying to express why the fuck we are purple in the face, just to get a feminist, which is almost a guy, to act like we have no reason to complain. Guys have reasons to complain, it ain't easy being a dude, it's hard. You have to be fearless, you have to work and not complain, you have to be fucking prince charming or you're just "Not right for me." And trust me, guys truly just want things to be simple. None of this competition, but guys won't let that happen. So for guys, it's a never ending fuckathon in which they run. And we always will have someone complaining they got it worse, but in truth, both sexes has got it bad equally the same. What you view is simple stuff, is hard for us. What we view is easy, you find it hard. There is no superior sex.
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