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I don't want to write my paper. I'm procrastinating/zoning out. Sometimes I think I might have Issues. Why? Well here are some of the things that have gone through my head in the past hour and a half:
-My head is really big. Like enormous. That fact, combined with my freakishly long fingers and feet lead me to believe my biological father was a black alien. Why only my father? Well, I'm supposedly completely Korean. In all likelihood, those filling out my birth certificate went by what my Korean birth mother said. What a lying biatch!
-Jimmy John's is really good and maybe, since I take off all the extras on the beach club, except for the guacamole, I should just get a turkey tom with guac.
-Sometimes my iTunes really really likes the 80s and will playing nothing but the ten 80s songs I have on my computer. In a row.
-The invention of the Internet was a good one. It gives couch-potatoes, such as myself, a nice change in scenery. It's like a choose-your-own-adventure tv!
-I miss Double Dare. Mark Summers just isn't the same on Unwrapped.
-What the hell is taking JJ's so long to deliver my damned sub?
Okay, I'm bored with this now and have started zoning out. Again. Peace.
-My head is really big. Like enormous. That fact, combined with my freakishly long fingers and feet lead me to believe my biological father was a black alien. Why only my father? Well, I'm supposedly completely Korean. In all likelihood, those filling out my birth certificate went by what my Korean birth mother said. What a lying biatch!
-Jimmy John's is really good and maybe, since I take off all the extras on the beach club, except for the guacamole, I should just get a turkey tom with guac.
-Sometimes my iTunes really really likes the 80s and will playing nothing but the ten 80s songs I have on my computer. In a row.
-The invention of the Internet was a good one. It gives couch-potatoes, such as myself, a nice change in scenery. It's like a choose-your-own-adventure tv!
-I miss Double Dare. Mark Summers just isn't the same on Unwrapped.
-What the hell is taking JJ's so long to deliver my damned sub?
Okay, I'm bored with this now and have started zoning out. Again. Peace.