Women...
This is a rant...
You know, I always considered myself one up over my fellow man because of one fact. I accepted that I would never fully understand anything women do. I thought that this acceptance would save me from the insanity that often accompanies women. Ladies, you know you take a particular glee in the fact that I can not escape that insanity. Most of you probably said "Awwww," followed by a fit of giggling. For me, it is nothing to laugh about as even though women drive me crazy the great majority of the male species are asshats who are not worth much more than the jobs they do to keep this Earth spinning who will backstab you for their minor head. I am not bitter at all... In any case, I decide to spend the majority of my time with the opposite sex. Most of the time this is a highly distracting and entertaining. Lately though I am begining to think I would be better off moving into the mountains somewhere with nothing but a dog. Really... where are the sweet people in this world? What has happened to us? Did they already move into the mountains? I tire of people whom delight in the misfortune of others. Especially my misfortune. But in all seriousness, I have always thought of every woman as a sunset. Even if the day is overcast there is beauty that shines brightly behind those clouds. Lately I am realizing that this is not the case. The sun that causes this beauty is just eclipsing the vortex of DOOM that will suck your soul and energy while you think you're looking at something beautiful. Well the ladies reading this are probably thinking what did I do to deserve this? That would make logical sense that I did something wrong which is why I am getting treated the way I am. BUT THAT IS NOT HOW IT WORKS! You can do everything right, and it will still go horribly wrong. Fuck logic! It brings nothing but pain in the domain of women. So what do you do? Nothing, I guess I am just damned in this existance. Oh well, at least rent isn't that expensive in the mountains.
You know, I always considered myself one up over my fellow man because of one fact. I accepted that I would never fully understand anything women do. I thought that this acceptance would save me from the insanity that often accompanies women. Ladies, you know you take a particular glee in the fact that I can not escape that insanity. Most of you probably said "Awwww," followed by a fit of giggling. For me, it is nothing to laugh about as even though women drive me crazy the great majority of the male species are asshats who are not worth much more than the jobs they do to keep this Earth spinning who will backstab you for their minor head. I am not bitter at all... In any case, I decide to spend the majority of my time with the opposite sex. Most of the time this is a highly distracting and entertaining. Lately though I am begining to think I would be better off moving into the mountains somewhere with nothing but a dog. Really... where are the sweet people in this world? What has happened to us? Did they already move into the mountains? I tire of people whom delight in the misfortune of others. Especially my misfortune. But in all seriousness, I have always thought of every woman as a sunset. Even if the day is overcast there is beauty that shines brightly behind those clouds. Lately I am realizing that this is not the case. The sun that causes this beauty is just eclipsing the vortex of DOOM that will suck your soul and energy while you think you're looking at something beautiful. Well the ladies reading this are probably thinking what did I do to deserve this? That would make logical sense that I did something wrong which is why I am getting treated the way I am. BUT THAT IS NOT HOW IT WORKS! You can do everything right, and it will still go horribly wrong. Fuck logic! It brings nothing but pain in the domain of women. So what do you do? Nothing, I guess I am just damned in this existance. Oh well, at least rent isn't that expensive in the mountains.