my mother

[chimp_teeth]

is a complete crack head. Oh my fucking god, here's what she said, "It's my duty to tell you that your aunt found a "prince of Izmir" he's very rich, i think you should go to Turkey and see if he'll buy some places in London and send you to university and then you can get married but remember if this is going to happen you're going to have to loose some weight. This sort of chance only comes along once in a lifetime."

WHAT THE FUCK!?

OH DID I MENTION HOW OLD HE IS ASWELL...no i better not..