Quarter Century of Semi-greatness

[chimneysweep]

So....a birthday that involves

a rooftop soiree
a spongebob squarepants birthday cake
a giant seabreeze created just for me
the breaking of a pinata resulting in blood gushing out of my hand
cops breaking up the party
a bar
angry bouncers tossing the party out on its ass
and the remainder of an evening playing drunken beach volleyball at a local pub

Could I really ask for a better birthday?