I need a girlfriend just so I stop buying stupid shit

[chimneypete]

Today I spent $30 on two Disney books that I promptly gave away because some attractive girls pulled me aside and asked me to donate money for missing and exploited children. I'm a sucker for boobs and good causes.

Girl - "Do you have kids?"
Me - "No!"
Girl - "Good, you don't need any to do this."
Then I bought the books.