ME + SUMMER = HAPPINESS

Jun 22, 2005 21:21

Since i'm in a different state i can't figure out how to use my e-mail sooo this is like an email to the BEST PERSON in the planet, I-LEAN, but i guess you all can read it if you have to....
E-BABIE--
i just got off the phone with you and i'm feeling all depressed..having fun w/o me HOW COULD YOU..jk..jk...right now i'm bored but tomorrow I START CAMP...whooo hooo or should i say SCORE!!!! what an eventful past few days you've had, WOW!! drama in its highest extent!!! scheming and plotting, driving chaotically w/o lights, what it is what it is (lol). i have nothing excellent to report here, except i'm bored out of my SKULL..grrrr! at least i had a chance to pick up on my reading...NOT, you know me i'd rather burn books than read them, BOOKS= evil, malocious words put apon paper to make you BRAINWASHED! and brain washing in my book is NOT GOOD, at least thats what i've heard. I hope you concur? Anyways i hoped you like my TRIBUTE to YOU, my HERO!!!

I-lean i bet by the time i get back i won't even reconize you, you even sound OLDER on the phone. You probably died your hair platnium BLONDE for all i know, ahhhh! Don't worry i always look the same, remeber i secretly have an 8 year old's personality! but just in case maybe we should have a secret code word to reconize each other...hmmmm...whats a good one?....hmmmm... oh my gosh, i've had an EPIPHANY(my first epiphany in my whole entire LIFE), in the Bible epiphanys always seem all dramatic, like the lord coming down to you, but let me tell you from first hand experience (since it happened to me like 3 seconds ago), its not that dramatic at all. I mean of course the whole earth shakes and the room suddenly get realllly bright but other than that an epiphany is pretty subtle! Anyways my epiphany told me that our secret code word should be....TurkeyFoot!!!, remeber that! i guess its not really a secret anymore but...maybe i'll have another epiphany an the next few hours and i'll call you up and tell you OUR NEW SECRET CODE WORD. i mean we have to be extremley CONFEDENTIAL about this matter, personal identity is one of the most IMPORTANT things we have... and we don't want "the man" to take it away from us. "stick it to the man"!, amen sister.
wow i think i'm gong on a little toooo long..but its all vitally important
i love YOU, signing off,
your very ninja friend,
CHIMMY/SON

P.S. WHEN i come home...never mind i'll tell you our SECRET PLANS on the phone i don't want anyone knowing..confedential i tell you confedential
once you've read this it will litearlly self destruct...

JK....
I'm quixotic...b/c i think its a funny word and i have no idea what it means..if you know tell me please..i'm feeling dumber by the minute...grrrr!!! I LOVE YOU ALL!! :)
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