i am actually choring this from someone that has been on my friendslist all of five minutes.
not even joking, choring it from someone i dont even know internet-ly. if you dont count the fact i just read the majority of her journal entries.
TEN things you wish you could say to TEN different people right now, don't name the person:
1. when you were really happy because i said thankyou? my mum told me too...
2. i think you hate me now, but thats ok, i only ever pretended to like you.
3. when i blank you for TWO HOURS straight on msn, that ACTUALLY is a hint to stop talking.
4. i wish you were never born.
5. i wasn't lying when i said i cant live without you.
6. everytime you give me alcohol, i fall asleep when I WANT to that night, rather than eight hours down the line.
7. you keep telling me im gonna go nowhere without an education. to get where i wanna be education isnt important.
8. I'm glad we're friends again.
9. i dont believe a single word you have ever said.
10. I hate it when you say your fat, because you weigh less than me.
NINE things about yourself:
1. i have issues.
2. i have a phobia of touching people
3. sometimes i make myself sick and my parents still make me go to school.
4. i have an obsession with bands and band members no-one has ever heard of where i live.
5. I talk to fast about things and im the only one that can follow my trains of thought.
6. my attention span is either really long or really short depending on the circumstances.
7. when i watch tv, i can't hear it if you talk to me.
8. sometimes i get jealous of dead people.
9. I like to hide behind my internet connection.
EIGHT ways to win my heart:
1. become a mind reader.
2. accept the facts i have no beliefs, but i will fight for other people's if they explain the reasons logically and answer all of my questions without the use of the phrase 'it just IS'
3. dont pretend i should remember your name if i've met you less than three times.
4. buy me shakeaway
5. be spontaneous when im feeling spontaneous or back the fuck off.
6. learn to worship authors and musicians.
7. have an entirely inter-tube based relationship with me.
8. never, ever write the word 'Mum' like 'Mom'. i get it, your american, but it was MY language first.
SEVEN things that cross your mind a lot:
1. i still dont knwo what i did wrong
2. things i shouldnt say out loud
3. the reasoning behind saying things i shouldnt say out loud out loud.
4. weighing up the pros and cons of the punshment im confined to for saying things i shouldnt say out loud out loud.
5. how many different songs every scentence you say reminds me of and why.
6. how certain propaganda crosses the level of believable into fantastic. and how some people still believe it.
7. over analysing the reason behind thinking said things so often.
SIX things you wish you never did:
1. started wearing all-black clothes at like 10.
2. start crying during my interview day for the school im supposed to attend next year.
3. Brag about shit that wasn't 100% certain.
4. alienated everybody.
5. spread rumours about myself as a cultural experiment to see how many people that i didnt know would find out and how long it would take to stop bothering me. (yeh i know, wtf?)
6. get addicted to coka cola and vanilla icecream togethor then drink all the coke and eat all the icecream
FIVE turn offs:
1. when you start to sound like my dad.
2. when you're trying to turn me ON and i dont know you.
3. when you believe that me nodding my head means i agree and want you to continue.
4. when you let me get fucked up.
5. expecting me to spill my friends secrets just because i just listened to you sell out everyone of yours. also expecting me not to recount what you told me in front of your friend and then not tell them that im secretly physcic and that they should just kill themselve now, before i tell everyone about.... 'you know what...'
FOUR turn ons:
1. boys in eyeliner
2. when you listen to me talk for a consecutive eight minutes and get everything i said.
3. trust.
4. lending me your hoody.
THREE words that describe your life:
1. slightly
2. fucked
3. up
TWO things you want to do before you die:
1. get my tattoos
2. get famous
ONE confession
1. to do what i have to do i have to experience life. but i dont want to be alive.
TEN things you wish you could say to TEN different people right now, don't name the person:
1. when you were really happy because i said thankyou? my mum told me too...
2. i think you hate me now, but thats ok, i only ever pretended to like you.
3. when i blank you for TWO HOURS straight on msn, that ACTUALLY is a hint to stop talking.
4. i wish you were never born.
5. i wasn't lying when i said i cant live without you.
6. everytime you give me alcohol, i fall asleep when I WANT to that night, rather than eight hours down the line.
7. you keep telling me im gonna go nowhere without an education. to get where i wanna be education isnt important.
8. I'm glad we're friends again.
9. i dont believe a single word you have ever said.
10. I hate it when you say your fat, because you weigh less than me.
NINE things about yourself:
1. i have issues.
2. i have a phobia of touching people
3. sometimes i make myself sick and my parents still make me go to school.
4. i have an obsession with bands and band members no-one has ever heard of where i live.
5. I talk to fast about things and im the only one that can follow my trains of thought.
6. my attention span is either really long or really short depending on the circumstances.
7. when i watch tv, i can't hear it if you talk to me.
8. sometimes i get jealous of dead people.
9. I like to hide behind my internet connection.
EIGHT ways to win my heart:
1. become a mind reader.
2. accept the facts i have no beliefs, but i will fight for other people's if they explain the reasons logically and answer all of my questions without the use of the phrase 'it just IS'
3. dont pretend i should remember your name if i've met you less than three times.
4. buy me shakeaway
5. be spontaneous when im feeling spontaneous or back the fuck off.
6. learn to worship authors and musicians.
7. have an entirely inter-tube based relationship with me.
8. never, ever write the word 'Mum' like 'Mom'. i get it, your american, but it was MY language first.
SEVEN things that cross your mind a lot:
1. i still dont knwo what i did wrong
2. things i shouldnt say out loud
3. the reasoning behind saying things i shouldnt say out loud out loud.
4. weighing up the pros and cons of the punshment im confined to for saying things i shouldnt say out loud out loud.
5. how many different songs every scentence you say reminds me of and why.
6. how certain propaganda crosses the level of believable into fantastic. and how some people still believe it.
7. over analysing the reason behind thinking said things so often.
SIX things you wish you never did:
1. started wearing all-black clothes at like 10.
2. start crying during my interview day for the school im supposed to attend next year.
3. Brag about shit that wasn't 100% certain.
4. alienated everybody.
5. spread rumours about myself as a cultural experiment to see how many people that i didnt know would find out and how long it would take to stop bothering me. (yeh i know, wtf?)
6. get addicted to coka cola and vanilla icecream togethor then drink all the coke and eat all the icecream
FIVE turn offs:
1. when you start to sound like my dad.
2. when you're trying to turn me ON and i dont know you.
3. when you believe that me nodding my head means i agree and want you to continue.
4. when you let me get fucked up.
5. expecting me to spill my friends secrets just because i just listened to you sell out everyone of yours. also expecting me not to recount what you told me in front of your friend and then not tell them that im secretly physcic and that they should just kill themselve now, before i tell everyone about.... 'you know what...'
FOUR turn ons:
1. boys in eyeliner
2. when you listen to me talk for a consecutive eight minutes and get everything i said.
3. trust.
4. lending me your hoody.
THREE words that describe your life:
1. slightly
2. fucked
3. up
TWO things you want to do before you die:
1. get my tattoos
2. get famous
ONE confession
1. to do what i have to do i have to experience life. but i dont want to be alive.