Backwards Logic…

Jun 16, 2005 14:14

Making the problem go away is just as good as solving it. Why? Because it’s not your problem… therefore technically you have solved the problem by no longer making it yours. In doing so you win!

Now listen close… the term solve comes from resolve, and that means to make up ones mind, decide and or determine. What you decide to do is eliminate the problem! Now let’s look at the word eliminate. Eradicate… Abolish… To put an end to… Now if eliminate means to put an end to something… what does the word solve mean? To come to a conclusion, and what does coming to a conclusion mean? Coming to an END!!!

Now let’s look at this algebraically, shall we?

If making the problem go away, or no longer having it be your problem equals to eliminate it… lets call the verb eliminate “E”.

Now the term solves means resolves let’s call it “S”.

If resolve means to decide, in this case the conclusion let’s call it “R”.

If conclusion means ending, or to put an end to… Let’s call it “C”.

If eliminate means to abolish let’s call it “A”.

And if Abolish means to put an end to… lets call it “P”

Eliminate = E
Solve = S
Resolve = R
Conclusion = C
Abolish = A
Put an end to = P

S = R, E = A, and P = C. This statement is true correct?

Now if let’s say the mathematics of it all look like this.

Problem + Thought = Problem solving.
Solving = The resolved problem.
Problem + Abolishment = The elimination of the problem.
Abolishment = The ending of the problem.
The resolve of the problem = The conclusion thereof.
The Conclusion = The ending of the problem.
The ending of the problem = The ending of the problem.

Different variants… same outcome.

Now let’s check our math… Is the problem gone? Aye… then the problem is solved. Is the problem answered? Aye, then it is no longer a problem… therefore it is concluded. Is the problem concluded? Aye then the problem has been put to an end. Is the problem gone? Aye then it is concluded.

Is the problem solved? No? Then it is still there. Is the problem answered? No? Then has not been put to an end. Has the problem returned? Aye… Then the problem is not gone. Is the problem not gone? Aye. Then it has yet to be put to an end. Therefore stating the problem is not solved.

If it is no longer your problem than it is no problem anymore. Does it have to be solved?!!?! It already has your conclusion and abolishment thereof. It may become someone else’s problem… but it is an entirely new problem to be solved… for your problem has been solved and is no longer yours. It is solely their problem now.

Now if you dump a problem on me… you have a new problem… ME! So you have to ask yourself, what problem is harder to solve… the previous one… that is now my problem… or the fact I’m going to steal your soul? If you rather deal with the previous problem, then you never really solved it in the first place because it came back in the face of a greater problem.

Making the problem go away, is just as good as solving it… why? Because it is the same thing! I have proven my point… Now some may argue this… but why argue with logic? Are you prejudice against logic? How can you be? You cannot argue with logic… logic is sense. Sense is wisdom and intelligence. This is insight and acumen!!! This is knowledge… and it is the knowledge of experiences previously concluded that builds our very existence. For without the knowledge of the past, we have no present we have no future. If you are prejudice against the present and future, you are a very harm to the existence of existence!!!

You should be ashamed of yourself!!! The very thinking of your feeble mind could destroy the cosmos!!! How dare you think! Stop it… stop it now I say!!! *SMITE*

Did you learn your lesson? No? *SMITES you out of existence* Good problem solved.

~Chimera
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