The hobbit kink meme

Jan 29, 2023 21:18

just a little note for myself, certain prompts that caught my eye in the hobbit kink meme:
  • Aidan/Richard, hands-free blowjob [Aidan unzipping Richard's fly, tugging the waistband of his shorts down just far enough to free his erection and sucking him off - all without Aidan using his hands.

    + Richard isn't even halfway hard before Aidan starts.
    + Richard feeling guilty about fucking Aidan's throat until he gags.]
  • Richard/Dean AU [Richard is a business man, with a structured perfect life, and he likes it that way. He meets Dean (circumstances up to filler), a deeply troubled, depresive, suicidal and slutty young man with a dark past (warnings also up to filler). He's everything Richard doesn't want in his his life, but somehow, he can't get that blond wreck out of his head.]
  • Richard/Dean/Aidan. Modern AU. [Richard and Aidan are friends and both working on a phone sex service (what else should they do with such voices?!) Dean is owns a bar and he is still in a closet, so he can't find himself a boyfriend, he calls to a phone sex quite often and Richard and Aidan are his favorite.
    Once he is standing at the bar and he hear two customers talk and he recognize voices and they recognize him too by his name on a shirt (somehow they're all using their real name). Richard and Aidan decide to have real fun.

    bonus points if at his calls Dean requires something slightly D/s and boys are deciding to give him good session.]
  • Aidan/Dean/Richard - Demon Hunter AU [When Peter Jackson cast The Hobbit he accidentally put three of the world's best demon hunters in the same movie.

    There's Aidan who's really good a playing vampires because he's been slaying them since his mid-teens.

    There's Dean who's the ONLY reason the south island of NZ has been demon-free for the last decade.

    And then there's Richard. He doesn't socialise much because when he's not killing demons, he's researching how to kill demons.

    They hunt demons, fall in love and fuck - The End.]
  • Aidan/Richard, 69ing [Aidan sprawled across Richard, fucking his face, while Richard groans and squeezes Aidan's arse]
  • Aidean, top!Dean, Photography Kink [I would love a story where Aidan falls in love with Dean on set but is pretty sure Dean is into someone else. And then Dean asks Aidan to model for him in his army shoot and he gets really excited. But when he shows up there are tons of other guys there.

    Cue Aidan getting really self-conscious. He watches Dean take photos of everyone else and assumes he's more into one of them. Half of them are barely wearing shirts after all and Dean completely covered Aidan.

    After the shoot Dean shows Aidan the photos he took, turns out there are hundreds of Aidan and only a few of everyone else. And some of them are unusual closeups of Aidan's lips, jaw, etc. He realises Dean actually adores him.

    When they have sex it's really intimate and Dean ends up photographing Aidan nude and in various states of arousal. Even shots of the actual act/fingers in him etc. And Aidan is surprisingly turned on by it. Turns out Aidan is Dean's muse, and no number of shots will ever be enough.

    Top!Dean please because it's my kink. And the more graphic and kinky the sex, the better.]
  • Aidan/Dean/Richard, sleepy!Richard [I want Aidan and Dean missing a night at the pub because they went to invite Richard along and found him asleep on his character notes.

    They then had to move Richard from the dining set in his trailer to the bed. And Richard is a heavy comatose weight, and they're so tired after moving him that they can barely keep their eyes open while removing his trainers.

    And Richard's bed looks really comfortable, considering there isn't much room with him in it. And it's July, it's cold - one short nap under Richard's duvet, with Richard, isn't going to hurt...

    The next morning Richard wakes to find he has become the filling in an Aidan/Dean sleepwich. This news is both comfy and embarrassing.]
  • Graham/Dean, Aidan, implied Aidan/Dean - light bondage [Graham fingering Dean into next week while Aidan watches, tied to a chair across the room.

    No reasoning behind this at all except it would be hot as hell.

    (oh and I'd sort of like it if Graham and Dean were not really that into each other but they both wanted to put on a show for Aidan, so it's kind of a purely physical/primal thing they have going on... no lovey dovey kisses, just rough and dirty)]
  • Graham/Richard, D/s, exhibitionism [Graham exorcises Richard's shyness by slowly stripping and fucking him against floor-to-ceiling corner windows in a building with a busy street below.

    + Graham stays completely clothed.
    + Graham dragging the entire scene out and not letting Richard come until his blushes fade.
    + Graham draping his jacket or shirt over Richard's shoulders afterwards is the comfort that stops Richard from breaking down in his subspace.]
  • Aidan/Dean, one's in love, the other's like "well why not?" [I'd like to see a fic where Aidan is in love with Dean, pretty much stressing over it ALL THE TIME, through shooting and even after, during press conferences.

    And when he finally confesses, he finds out Dean isn't in love with him at all. BUT Dean then goes on to say "I'm not in a relationship, I'm not interested in anyone, I love spending time with you, and you're obviously hot as balls, so why not?" and proceeds to date and dote on a very confused Aidan.

    And then after a little while, Aidan realizes that Dean IS in love with him--he wasn't when they started out, but it just took a little time and everything was right as rain.

    (because as much as I love unrequited love on both sides, a lot of the times, it's just one person in love and another person willing to try falling in love)]
  • Wet Naked Dean! [It has come to our attention that this meme is severely lacking in this department and is therefore in desperate need of stories where Mr O'Gorman emerges both wet and naked from a lake to seduce an unsuspecting cast member of your choice.]
  • RichAiDean - Blowjob, hair kink [Richard loves having Dean sit between his legs with Aidan kneeling in front of them so he can grab Aidan's hair and guide him up and down on Dean's cock.]
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