Evan's Dandy Draft

[chimera_windigo]

Your favorite potions mastermind (that's me) has had yet another breakthrough in outrageous concoctions. I call it Evan's Dandy Draft, and it will be on sale for a limited time only. Get your small bottle now while supplies last. Price is negotiable

Comments

[bubblegum_toads]

Dandy, hmm? What a lovely name!

[Private to Evan]

It's really all okay. It's as much my fault, I guess. I'm sincerely sorry if I gave you the wrong impression or if I led you on in any sort of way. I promise that that wasn't my intention and I didn't mean to at all, Hufflepuff honor.

Um, I don't think I'll be having any more of the potion because I had an awful belly ache in the morning, but thank you!

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[chimera_windigo]

[Private to Alice]

No, you didn't lead me on at all. I really like you, and I was just being a creep. Don't think on it.

Yeah, I did too, really horrible. Please don't tell any of my potential customers. They needn't know.

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[bubblegum_toads]

[Private to Evan]

I don't think you're a creep at all, honest. It was probably just the Potion afterall.

Don't worry, I won't--unless it's some poor first year buying it. Then I might have to, I'm sorry.

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[chimera_windigo]

[Private to Alice]

Yeah. Yeah, it was the potion.

I wouldn't sell it to a first year, anyhow. They're much too young to be that dandy.

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[mobbleblood]

Er, what does it do? I'm not shelling out anything if it doesn't do shit.

[chimera_windigo]

Why, it makes you feel dandy as candy, Mobblestone. And it's quicker than liquor.

[mobbleblood]

D'you get a hangover from it? C'mon, it's a valid question.

[chimera_windigo]

No, not really. Maybe some mild discomfort if you drink it too quickly and don't think happy thoughts.

[not__serious]

Evan's Dandy Draft? I'm intrigued, Rosier. Especially since it has Alice's name tagged to it. Tell me more, tell me more.

[chimera_windigo]

No can do, Black. The origin of this lovely brew must remain strictly confidential to ensure monopoly. If I told you, then I'd have to kill you.

[not__serious]

Oh, I'm not quite interested in how you make it; that's rubbish to me. I'm more interesting on what it is and why it's named after Lily, you know?

[x_lily_x]

Named after me? Er, what, Sirius?

[dromedablack]

Rosier, have you run this by Slughorn at all?

[chimera_windigo]

What? Yeah, of course I have! Would've bloody stopped me now if I hadn't, wouldn't he?

[dromedablack]

Language, Rosier, I was just checking. He's not particularly attentive and certain age groups can be rather gullible. Don't get so defensive.