Dear Management...
Just a little joke from me to you!:)
Dear Management:
I, Penis hereby request a raise in salary for
The following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting
other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated
in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
wearing protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
And if all this is not enough, you have been seen constantly
Entering and exiting the work place carrying two suspicious-looking
bags.
Sincerely,
The Management
Dear Management:
I, Penis hereby request a raise in salary for
The following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting
other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated
in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
wearing protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
And if all this is not enough, you have been seen constantly
Entering and exiting the work place carrying two suspicious-looking
bags.
Sincerely,
The Management