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Oh.
Oh.
BLAST NO.
THIEF... YOU ARE SO DEAD. SO DEAD.
That was my LUCKY BEANIE. Why on EARTH would ANYONE want to steal a beanie? Goodness, you are one messed up fella!!
I was frickin' WEARING it, too!! What, did you sneak in overnight and STEAL IT from the top of my head?? GOOD GRAVY...!!! You're despicable!!
You have NO idea how much that beanie meant to me!! It was a gift from my best friend!!! The best friend I probably KILLED!!!! It was all I had left of him and YOU TOOK IT FROM ME!!! Heaven help me I don't SEND YOU UP THERE WITH HIM, only this time IT WON'T BE A FRICKIN' ACCIDENT!!!
((Strikeouts are practically illegible, but any of his friends that know his handwriting well enough and care about him enough to decipher it can probably read his handwriting through the strikeouts all the same))
Oh.
BLAST NO.
THIEF... YOU ARE SO DEAD. SO DEAD.
That was my LUCKY BEANIE. Why on EARTH would ANYONE want to steal a beanie? Goodness, you are one messed up fella!!
I was frickin' WEARING it, too!! What, did you sneak in overnight and STEAL IT from the top of my head?? GOOD GRAVY...!!! You're despicable!!
You have NO idea how much that beanie meant to me!! It was a gift from my best friend!!! The best friend I probably KILLED!!!! It was all I had left of him and YOU TOOK IT FROM ME!!! Heaven help me I don't SEND YOU UP THERE WITH HIM, only this time IT WON'T BE A FRICKIN' ACCIDENT!!!
((Strikeouts are practically illegible, but any of his friends that know his handwriting well enough and care about him enough to decipher it can probably read his handwriting through the strikeouts all the same))