My subconscious is Sloth personified.

Jun 17, 2009 09:38

I typically semi-wake up about 15 minutes before the alarm goes off. But I'm only quasi-conscious & often have dreams that kinda overlap reality during that time. These dreams frequently try to justify repeatedly abusing my snooze button.

Yesterday I "knew" (in that dream way of knowing) that every time I hit the snooze button I would be granted a new super power. The alarm would sound, I'd hit the snooze button & the dream would entertain me by granting me some new power that I would dream about for the next nine minutes until the next snooze & new additional power.

Eventually, after 3-4 snoozes my brain became lucid enough to realize that this was all a clever ploy my subconscious had hatched up to keep me in bed. I had no such powers & I needed to get up & shower or be late for work.

sloth

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