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apparently the lady from tampa who found my phone in south carolina is sending it back by fucking goat. because it's been over a week &it still hasn't come, even though my dad sent her more than enough money to next day air it to miami. so there's a goat somewhere between tampa &miami carrying a cell phone in it's mouth. if anyone needs to get a hold of me call 305 986 1365 between 8pm &7am only.