wahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
yoooooo i got to daytona at 7 this morning. i drove most of the 12 hours &i was about ready to fucking collapse until i saw rosie's little face surrounded in newly acquired bright red half ass dreadlocks. i couldn't even bare the thought of saying goodnight to that precious face, so we chilled for about an hour &then had the brilliant idea to go swimming at the beach. FOR FIVE FUCKING HOURS. with no sun block. i look like a crispy fucking mexican. the entire time i basically juggled swimming out as far as i could before i honestly thought i could die &chasing around these weird fucking animals which look like the sea cousin of the hamster. really, if you compare them next to each other, you'd be like, "hamster of the sea, no question." they're the same size but instead of being furry, they have a shell &clawz. they're almost as big as a hamster too. it was clockwork- i'd dig one of the little weirdos up, it would spaz out, &i'd scream &drop it. if the sun touches my body any more at all, there's no other option &i will turn into a black person. my back hurts so bad. there's no aloe here &i don't know what to do. all i wanna do is sit in a bathtub full of ice cubes. like it seriously didn't feel bad while i was there but goddamn now i've noticed since i started typing this, my comfort level has rapidly declined. shut up. beauty is pain ha. i would like to bronze &yet all my skin knows how to do is look like a tomato. my goal is to be disgustingly tan by the end of summer. we're going to see the devil wears prada soon. weeee! i don't know what's going on, how long i'll be in daytona, or where we're going next but i want to hang out. just not in the sun. no one chills anymore &it sucks so much. fuck your stupid jobs &responsibilities &just hang out. summer of hang II. this shit already makes me ready to peace out of florida.