pigeon magician
most importantly, hillary duff's mom called rosie a pig. i'm going to prank call this bitch every night until the number gets changed. being home is only awesome because rosie now lives with me. helloooooo idiots, this is the best news ever!! just to break it down, my favorite goddamn friend lives with me. the last few days have been pretty intense to say the least. i just bought 2 pairs of shoes &count this as my public announcement that i will never go to the sawgrass mills mall again. fuck that place forever. then we met up with alisa &her brother &ate at this good ass thai place &then we went back to her house. i had the brilliant idea to put tape on all of her cats feet &i mentioned it in the parking lot before we left for her house &i don't think i've ever been so stoked to get somewhere. i don't know why it ruled so hard but that shit was so funny i was laughing so hard i couldn't breathe. tears were coming from my eyes. yes i'm still vegan. ha those 4 little idiots never saw that shit coming. goddamnit then isa trapped me with mtv!! you know this is my only weakness. i don't have cable &i simply can't pass this shit up. dude seriously fuck these bitches on my sweet sixteen! some fucking dumb bitch just said some shit about how her sunglasses matched her brand new car. her fucking car is black!!! what!!!!!!!!