Today's Holiday: Marooned Without a Compass Day.
1) Babushki. I frickin' hate them. Granted, they aren't nearly as bad here as in Russia, but here's my beef: what's with them shoving their way through any crowd with their massive breasts? What's with that?! It doesn't help that they're all 5'2'' or shorter, but now breasts are poking you in the back, ribs and hands? Ew. And they don't feel like boobs. I swear they are stealing loaves of bread and stowing them away in those bras of theirs. I don't like it. I don't like it one bit.
2) Metro. I haven't felt faint on the metro all week (knock on wood) and I'm getting excited about this. Even despite the fact that I was twisted into the shape of the letter "K" this morning (Let me explain: My left arm was holding onto the ceiling bar for dear life, my head was contorted at a 75 degree angle to avoid someone's arm banging into my head every 15 seconds since they were holding onto the bar as well, my torso was contorted in the same direction as my head and my legs were splitting the knees of someone sitting in front of me. All this was done in 3 1/2 inch heels) and I still didn't feel faint.
3) I'm getting fat. No discussions here. It's making me angry, especially since I'm living off of dried pineapple, oatmeal and cheese sandwiches. Yes, fine, maybe I've eaten one too many snickers, but that's a thing of the past now, I swear! *hides wrapper*
4) It snowed 2 days ago and flurried all day yesterday. Supposed to snow again tonight and tomorrow. Winter is here. I'm sad.
2) Metro. I haven't felt faint on the metro all week (knock on wood) and I'm getting excited about this. Even despite the fact that I was twisted into the shape of the letter "K" this morning (Let me explain: My left arm was holding onto the ceiling bar for dear life, my head was contorted at a 75 degree angle to avoid someone's arm banging into my head every 15 seconds since they were holding onto the bar as well, my torso was contorted in the same direction as my head and my legs were splitting the knees of someone sitting in front of me. All this was done in 3 1/2 inch heels) and I still didn't feel faint.
3) I'm getting fat. No discussions here. It's making me angry, especially since I'm living off of dried pineapple, oatmeal and cheese sandwiches. Yes, fine, maybe I've eaten one too many snickers, but that's a thing of the past now, I swear! *hides wrapper*
4) It snowed 2 days ago and flurried all day yesterday. Supposed to snow again tonight and tomorrow. Winter is here. I'm sad.