*sings* "Five di-i-i-irty jokes!"
On the twelfth day of Christmas, chilipeppasbaby sent to me...
Twelve gay rights drumming
Eleven corny puns piping
Ten meerkats a-leaping
Nine otters dancing
Eight pirates a-milking
Seven heroes a-writing
Six parodies a-reading
Five di-i-i-irty jokes
Four urban legends
Three ginger snaps
Two nymphadora tonks
...and a feminism in a torrance/missy.