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Very funny at lunch to day. Everyone was up the back lane and we saw our friend, Ian, Who's 17 this year, Immidiately we all shouted "IAN!" and ran up to him. My friend Louise, who is 15, was chatting to him and then she said 'can i slap you?'
This would be a good time to mention that Nothing hurts Ian, apart from kicking him in the privates.
Louise explained "you see, I want to know if I can hurt you"
So Ian said "Ok" and took his jacket off.
So louise slapped him, we've got it on camera, she pulled her hand way back and it gave the loudest smack you've ever heard. We all gasped and giggled with aw.
"Did it hurt?" asked Louise.
"Nope" said Ian.
Louise hugged him, the said "Can I hit you in the head with an apple?"
"no" Ian replyed.
"Ok," Said Louise "Could you close you're eyes then? You can cover your Privates."
Ian sighed. "fine, you can hit me on the head with an apple"
And she did. And it didn't hurt.
Then she said "Can I bite you?"
Ian looked astonished. "What the Fuck?!?!"
"Please?" Louise begged. "I want to see if it will hurt you..."
Ian relented. "Fine". She bit his arm, it left a mark, but didn't hurt.
THEN louise said the wierdest, scariest thing.
"Can I bite your neck?"
And he LET HER! He still had a big red mark at the end of the day. No-one could watch that, it was horrible.
But it didn't hurt him....
This would be a good time to mention that Nothing hurts Ian, apart from kicking him in the privates.
Louise explained "you see, I want to know if I can hurt you"
So Ian said "Ok" and took his jacket off.
So louise slapped him, we've got it on camera, she pulled her hand way back and it gave the loudest smack you've ever heard. We all gasped and giggled with aw.
"Did it hurt?" asked Louise.
"Nope" said Ian.
Louise hugged him, the said "Can I hit you in the head with an apple?"
"no" Ian replyed.
"Ok," Said Louise "Could you close you're eyes then? You can cover your Privates."
Ian sighed. "fine, you can hit me on the head with an apple"
And she did. And it didn't hurt.
Then she said "Can I bite you?"
Ian looked astonished. "What the Fuck?!?!"
"Please?" Louise begged. "I want to see if it will hurt you..."
Ian relented. "Fine". She bit his arm, it left a mark, but didn't hurt.
THEN louise said the wierdest, scariest thing.
"Can I bite your neck?"
And he LET HER! He still had a big red mark at the end of the day. No-one could watch that, it was horrible.
But it didn't hurt him....