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[childthief_liar]

Hahahahah. AN EPIC WIN FOR ME & x__shameless. This is the best thing to ever come out of a chat since the David Bowie's balls incident over in the NaNo chat.

Oh, and it's not really spoilers soooo whatever. Because the book is fake.

ALBUS SEVERUS x (2:33:50 AM): hi scorpius bb

sCoRuPiS x (2:34:03 AM): hi albus bb

sCoRuPiS x (2:34:14 AM): :-*

ALBUS SEVERUS x (2:34:26 AM): u cant forget my middle name bc im named after one of da bravest man ever!! even tho he treated my daddy like shit for seven years and stuff

sCoRuPiS x (2:34:49 AM): i iz so0o0o0o0 sorry bb. i wont evar 4get!

ALBUS SEVERUS x (2:35:14 AM): k good. and i wont ever 4get u because i luv u so much

sCoRuPiS x (2:35:48 AM): u better bb, i wuld hate 2 have 2 crucio u

ALBUS SEVERUS x (2:37:09 AM): me too bb me too. ill luv u 4ever i promis

sCoRuPiS x (2:37:32 AM): pinky swear?

ALBUS SEVERUS x (2:37:48 AM): cross my hart and hope to die

sCoRuPiS x (2:38:19 AM): stick a needle in ur eye

sCoRuPiS x (2:38:27 AM): ill do that 4 u if u leave

ALBUS SEVERUS x (2:38:32 AM): uhh maybe not that bc if i dont have my eyes then i wont be able to see ur pretty face nemore

ALBUS SEVERUS x (2:38:41 AM): and u kno how much i love ur pretty face bb

sCoRuPiS x (2:38:55 AM): good answer bb, good answer