Series of interesting questions and facts..
Have you ever noticed that when you re-arrange the letters in "Mother-in-law" they can spell "Woman Hitler".. One of the many reasons NOT to like your in-laws..
Do stairs go up.. or down?
Why are people so afraid of mice? Yet we love Mickey Mouse?
Why the hell did Yankee Doodle name his feather Macaroni?
Who looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll give them there dangly things a squeeze and drink what comes out.."
Who the hell looked at a chicken and said, "I think I'll eat the first thing that comes out of that chickens ass!"
When french people cuss, do they say pardon my english?
If they sky is the limit.. THen what is space.. Over the limit? (This one is the spawn of my phrase.. "That is like space, Over the limit" often used by parents)
Why is it that when Adults have multiple personalities, its schizoprenia, but when a child has an imaginary friend..its cute?
Do Jewish Vampire fear the cross.. Or the star of David?
Can you still say put it where the sun don't shine on a nude beach?
If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half..would you have 2 crumbs..or two halves of a crumb?
If you made biscuits with chocolate milk, instead of normal milk..would they taste chocolatey?
If someone is peeing and they die half way through..would they keep peeing..or stop.. (I personally thought keep pissing since your body ejects anything in the urinary or fecal tract..wait..maybe its just fecal..)
Isn't disney world just a people trap operated by a damned mouse?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped space..but we can use the handicapped toilets in the public bathrooms?
Why are commercials for cable companies played on cable t.v. ..but not on t.v. that needs cable?
Isn't it funny that "Politics" is made up of the words "Poly" meaning many in latin.. and "Ticks" as in the blood sucking creature?
Can mute people burp?
What happens if you put the "This side up" label down when you're making pop corn?
If a fork, spoon, etc. were made of gold..would it still be considered silverware?
Do they have girls bathrooms in gay bars?
Why is it that talking to god is considered praying, but when god talks to us we're put in the looney bin?
Why is vanilla ice cream white.. when vanilla extract is brown?
Why can't the palms of your hands tan??
Why do some people and companies offer "Free Gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?
You know that old saying, "Don't quit your day job?" Well, what do you say to someone if they work nights?
Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit such as a doorway or a fire escape? I mean, wouldn't your get the hell out of there if that situation were to occur?
Don't you hate it when you have to turn something upside down to read the directions..and the first thing the directions say is do not turn upside down?
If a missing person turns themselves in for the $$ reward..would they get it?
If you made this wish to a genie, "I wish you would not grant me this wish!" what would the genie do?
Did noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If so..where the fuck did he keep them?
Why is Charley short for Charles..if they both have the same amount of letters..and Charlie takes longer to say?
Why do they put names of Football teams on Baseball caps?
If you got your legs amputated.. (or any body part for that matter) would you have to change your weight and/or height on your drivers license?
Why is it that you have to pay an extra 25 cents to put something on a hamburger..but they don't take money off when you have them take it off the burger?
If you were under house arrest..and you lived in a mobile home..could you go anywhere you wanted?
If scientists were going to figure out a way to travel through time..wouldn't we have met someone from the future by now?
How come car keys on the only keys with teeth on both sides of them..
If bread is square..why is sandwhich meat round..
If you die while you have a broken leg..do they take the cast off?
Is sign language the same in every language?
Why do we teach little kids that "Violence is not the answer" then teach them about wars in school that made America better..
If you went back in time and killed your mother..would you dissapear?
If money doesnt grow on trees..why do banks have branches?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other..is it still a dog pile?
Tell me..what good is a "Baby on board" sign good for on a vehicle? To tell us which one not to hit if we have a wreck?
Why is it called a plane wreck, when it didn't necessarily hit another plane?
Can you cry underwater?
364 days of the year..parents say "Do not take candy from strangers" Yet..on halloween.. they encourage it..why?
Why do they call it an ATM machine..when if you actually say it as such..its Automated Teller Machine Machine..the same goes for PIN number..
Why do you "Delete" something on a computer..but erase on paper?
If the rule is I before E except after C ..then wouldn't "Science" be spelled wrong..
Why do most people put more effort into there wedding..then there actual marriage?
Why do dogs walk around in circles before lying down?
Can someone give up Lent for Lent? (Catholic thing)
If CDs were spun backwards..would they say everything backwards?
Is a child that has to use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?
HOW THE FUCK DID WE PUT A MAN ON THE MOON BEFORE WE DECIDED,"Hey! Lets put wheels on suitcases so we can carry them easier!!"
How do they put the air in the bubble wrap?
If you were born at exactly 12:00 midnight on The eve of December 31st and the morning of January first..which year would they say you were born in..as a matter of fact..WHAT DAY WOULD YOU BE IN?!?!
If marriage means you fell in love..does divorce mean you climbed out?
Why isnt the word "Gullible" in the dictionary?
Can a person choke and die on a Life Savor candy?
Which way would a compass point in space?
Why is it illegal to put money in other peoples parking meters?
Round pizza..square box..WHY?! *takes a bite of his pizza*
If you see a weather report that says "Today partly cloudy, tomorrow partly sunny..what the fuck is the difference?
When a car that is for sale has a balloon on it..does the balloon come with it?
Do people with big eyes see at a wider range than people with small eyes?
I have more questions..be sure of that..but for now..I'm tired of typing..so I'll see you guys later!
Later Duds!
Do stairs go up.. or down?
Why are people so afraid of mice? Yet we love Mickey Mouse?
Why the hell did Yankee Doodle name his feather Macaroni?
Who looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll give them there dangly things a squeeze and drink what comes out.."
Who the hell looked at a chicken and said, "I think I'll eat the first thing that comes out of that chickens ass!"
When french people cuss, do they say pardon my english?
If they sky is the limit.. THen what is space.. Over the limit? (This one is the spawn of my phrase.. "That is like space, Over the limit" often used by parents)
Why is it that when Adults have multiple personalities, its schizoprenia, but when a child has an imaginary friend..its cute?
Do Jewish Vampire fear the cross.. Or the star of David?
Can you still say put it where the sun don't shine on a nude beach?
If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half..would you have 2 crumbs..or two halves of a crumb?
If you made biscuits with chocolate milk, instead of normal milk..would they taste chocolatey?
If someone is peeing and they die half way through..would they keep peeing..or stop.. (I personally thought keep pissing since your body ejects anything in the urinary or fecal tract..wait..maybe its just fecal..)
Isn't disney world just a people trap operated by a damned mouse?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped space..but we can use the handicapped toilets in the public bathrooms?
Why are commercials for cable companies played on cable t.v. ..but not on t.v. that needs cable?
Isn't it funny that "Politics" is made up of the words "Poly" meaning many in latin.. and "Ticks" as in the blood sucking creature?
Can mute people burp?
What happens if you put the "This side up" label down when you're making pop corn?
If a fork, spoon, etc. were made of gold..would it still be considered silverware?
Do they have girls bathrooms in gay bars?
Why is it that talking to god is considered praying, but when god talks to us we're put in the looney bin?
Why is vanilla ice cream white.. when vanilla extract is brown?
Why can't the palms of your hands tan??
Why do some people and companies offer "Free Gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?
You know that old saying, "Don't quit your day job?" Well, what do you say to someone if they work nights?
Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit such as a doorway or a fire escape? I mean, wouldn't your get the hell out of there if that situation were to occur?
Don't you hate it when you have to turn something upside down to read the directions..and the first thing the directions say is do not turn upside down?
If a missing person turns themselves in for the $$ reward..would they get it?
If you made this wish to a genie, "I wish you would not grant me this wish!" what would the genie do?
Did noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If so..where the fuck did he keep them?
Why is Charley short for Charles..if they both have the same amount of letters..and Charlie takes longer to say?
Why do they put names of Football teams on Baseball caps?
If you got your legs amputated.. (or any body part for that matter) would you have to change your weight and/or height on your drivers license?
Why is it that you have to pay an extra 25 cents to put something on a hamburger..but they don't take money off when you have them take it off the burger?
If you were under house arrest..and you lived in a mobile home..could you go anywhere you wanted?
If scientists were going to figure out a way to travel through time..wouldn't we have met someone from the future by now?
How come car keys on the only keys with teeth on both sides of them..
If bread is square..why is sandwhich meat round..
If you die while you have a broken leg..do they take the cast off?
Is sign language the same in every language?
Why do we teach little kids that "Violence is not the answer" then teach them about wars in school that made America better..
If you went back in time and killed your mother..would you dissapear?
If money doesnt grow on trees..why do banks have branches?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other..is it still a dog pile?
Tell me..what good is a "Baby on board" sign good for on a vehicle? To tell us which one not to hit if we have a wreck?
Why is it called a plane wreck, when it didn't necessarily hit another plane?
Can you cry underwater?
364 days of the year..parents say "Do not take candy from strangers" Yet..on halloween.. they encourage it..why?
Why do they call it an ATM machine..when if you actually say it as such..its Automated Teller Machine Machine..the same goes for PIN number..
Why do you "Delete" something on a computer..but erase on paper?
If the rule is I before E except after C ..then wouldn't "Science" be spelled wrong..
Why do most people put more effort into there wedding..then there actual marriage?
Why do dogs walk around in circles before lying down?
Can someone give up Lent for Lent? (Catholic thing)
If CDs were spun backwards..would they say everything backwards?
Is a child that has to use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?
HOW THE FUCK DID WE PUT A MAN ON THE MOON BEFORE WE DECIDED,"Hey! Lets put wheels on suitcases so we can carry them easier!!"
How do they put the air in the bubble wrap?
If you were born at exactly 12:00 midnight on The eve of December 31st and the morning of January first..which year would they say you were born in..as a matter of fact..WHAT DAY WOULD YOU BE IN?!?!
If marriage means you fell in love..does divorce mean you climbed out?
Why isnt the word "Gullible" in the dictionary?
Can a person choke and die on a Life Savor candy?
Which way would a compass point in space?
Why is it illegal to put money in other peoples parking meters?
Round pizza..square box..WHY?! *takes a bite of his pizza*
If you see a weather report that says "Today partly cloudy, tomorrow partly sunny..what the fuck is the difference?
When a car that is for sale has a balloon on it..does the balloon come with it?
Do people with big eyes see at a wider range than people with small eyes?
I have more questions..be sure of that..but for now..I'm tired of typing..so I'll see you guys later!
Later Duds!