I, am an AC-TOR!
That's right bitches, I am making my acting debut with a very serious character who is emotionally torn. Its all very complex and I think I'm going to be opening some doors here. Yep, in a few years...maybe even months I will be getting signed with an agent.
Oh... who am I playing?
The cyclops from Cannibal! The Musical. Yep, anyone who has seen the movie knows how deep the Cyclops is. Sometimes, its hard being as humble as me; and now I have to couple this burden with my awesome acting career in community theater. Man, this is going to be tough.