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[childofelessar]

Waldo bored.
Waldo think 'Hmmmmmmmmm.'
Waldo no like family much today.
WALDO REBEL!
*sex, drugs, booze, etc*
No wait. This is what they WANT me to do.
*ponder*
Waldo rebel in biggest way possible!
*puts on woolly jumper and frumpy skirt*
Waldo become...

LIBRARIAN.*puts on nametag with a flourish

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[daughterofarwen]

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Do you have any Dr Seuss books? I like Green Eggs and Ham best.

[childofelessar]

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Check the Gondorian Section. It's the one with the little plastic orange seats and posters of Spot the dog.

[daughterofarwen]

Apparently Anborn has it out already.

[childofelessar]

I will check my files!

Nooope. Anborn has the complete works of Mr Men and Little Miss.
Green Eggs And Ham... Uncle Elrohir.

[daughterofarwen]

Aaaah, typical.

[childofelessar]

Family. Who needs em?

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Now get the fuck out of my library before I fine you for LOITERING! You young HOOLIGAN! I'll tell your mother!

[daughterofarwen]

Bah, your library sucks anyway. ORANGE PLASTIC CHAIRS ARE SO OUT LIEK OMG. *leaves*