And then he said Spread the cheese ON the cracker!
I was gonna just explain in detail, pretty much the
worst week I've had in about six years. Not emotionally bad, but the
worst week still. then I thought about it, and well, no one wants to
hear me bitch, especially not me. I heard the STaind Song "The Problem"
on the way home, and just like old days, Aaron Lewis pulled me through.
Staind is the BEST band to listen to win your feeling down.
Anyways, I posted this, cause it is interesting and somewhat funny...but mostly true...I should know,
cause I'm fucking sexy biotches! lol
"The Habits of Highly Sexy People" By Laura Snyder
Sex appeal is one of those things that's so easy to notice in others (you can generally point out who has it and how doesn't at first glance). But its intangible nature makes us think that it's somehow more mysterious than it really is. Here, we uncover the habits of highly sexual people (HSP).
They... ...Take Care of Themselves. Highly sexy people know that there's no size requirement to be attractive. But they get genuine enjoyment out of their body (and others) and so want to take good care of it. And it's just common knowledge that sexy people have to smell good and have sweet breath.
...Don't Wait for Lust to Hit. Highly sexy people don't save their lascivious thoughts for the half-hour they're actually making love. Au contraire! Their sexiness rests on a foundation that encourages erotic thoughts, fantasies and plans, all day long. It sure breaks a tedious board meeting, that's for sure.
...Are Self-Aware. HSP know exactly what spot on their inner thigh makes them shudder with pleasure or what kind of kiss makes them swoon with delight. Just as important, they're happy to give polite directions to all bedroom visitors and can read their partner's own road signs to the promised land.
...Don't Get Too Comfortable. While it's essential to know what works for you, highly sexy people aren't content with doing the same efficient - though tiresome - moves. They indulge in new ideas of every sort and will at least seriously consider all (safe) suggestions from their partner.
...Don't Take Things So Seriously. While they understand the subtleties of romance, they won't make their partner wait patiently while a hundred vanilla-scented candles are lit and the right mood music is played. They don't insist on jumping up for a shower immediately after sex. And they can laugh when a bra won't come unhooked or a curious pet interrupts the action. ...Feel Like It. Sex appeal doesn't have to do with your clothes or your knowledge of the Kama Sutra. You can seamlessly spin a partner through a series of limb-bending and mind-blowing sexual positions, but without the right attitude, it just isn't sexy. Highly sexy people know one simple fact. That sexy is a state of mind.
Anyways, I posted this, cause it is interesting and somewhat funny...but mostly true...I should know,
cause I'm fucking sexy biotches! lol
"The Habits of Highly Sexy People" By Laura Snyder
Sex appeal is one of those things that's so easy to notice in others (you can generally point out who has it and how doesn't at first glance). But its intangible nature makes us think that it's somehow more mysterious than it really is. Here, we uncover the habits of highly sexual people (HSP).
They... ...Take Care of Themselves. Highly sexy people know that there's no size requirement to be attractive. But they get genuine enjoyment out of their body (and others) and so want to take good care of it. And it's just common knowledge that sexy people have to smell good and have sweet breath.
...Don't Wait for Lust to Hit. Highly sexy people don't save their lascivious thoughts for the half-hour they're actually making love. Au contraire! Their sexiness rests on a foundation that encourages erotic thoughts, fantasies and plans, all day long. It sure breaks a tedious board meeting, that's for sure.
...Are Self-Aware. HSP know exactly what spot on their inner thigh makes them shudder with pleasure or what kind of kiss makes them swoon with delight. Just as important, they're happy to give polite directions to all bedroom visitors and can read their partner's own road signs to the promised land.
...Don't Get Too Comfortable. While it's essential to know what works for you, highly sexy people aren't content with doing the same efficient - though tiresome - moves. They indulge in new ideas of every sort and will at least seriously consider all (safe) suggestions from their partner.
...Don't Take Things So Seriously. While they understand the subtleties of romance, they won't make their partner wait patiently while a hundred vanilla-scented candles are lit and the right mood music is played. They don't insist on jumping up for a shower immediately after sex. And they can laugh when a bra won't come unhooked or a curious pet interrupts the action. ...Feel Like It. Sex appeal doesn't have to do with your clothes or your knowledge of the Kama Sutra. You can seamlessly spin a partner through a series of limb-bending and mind-blowing sexual positions, but without the right attitude, it just isn't sexy. Highly sexy people know one simple fact. That sexy is a state of mind.