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Alright, so I feel it necessary to tell you about this dream I had the other night...Mainly because it was so *#&@$%& awesome...
So its Christmas time, right? And everyone is super excited about Santa Claus coming...Well, not EVERYONE, but ALL of America and Mexico. (Yes, for some reason they ALL celebrate Christmas.) So anyways, all of the Americans are making fun of the Mexicans for celebrating when they shouldn't. So the Mexicans get pissed, right? But there isn't really anything they can do about it. So anyways, on Christmas Eve, there is a knock on the Mexican's door. (Yes, door. Because for some reason, all of the Mexicans live in one house.) And to their surprise, its SANCHEZ CLAUS!!! YAAAAAY! (You see, Sanchez Claus was always there, but he never came because not enough Mexicans believed in him.) With Sanchez Claus, its almost the exact same thing as with Santa, except that if you want presents, you have to give him lots of food. So the Mexicans, are all happy, right? Until..UNTIL, the Americans find out about Sanchez...So they are PISSED, right? Surely enough, they write a letter to Santa whining to him about how Sanchez is stealing his holiday and he has got to come down and "kick some Mexican holiday-stealing ass." Santa decides, "why not", right? So he comes down and challenges Sanchez to a fight to the death. The battle lasts for a few days, but Sanchez comes out victorious, takes over Christmas, and then the WORLD. So I guess we all had a new dictator or something...
Oh yeah, and what adds to the 'awesomousity' of this dream, is that the WHOLE THING, was in clay-mation....*Shrugs.* Just thought you should know.
So its Christmas time, right? And everyone is super excited about Santa Claus coming...Well, not EVERYONE, but ALL of America and Mexico. (Yes, for some reason they ALL celebrate Christmas.) So anyways, all of the Americans are making fun of the Mexicans for celebrating when they shouldn't. So the Mexicans get pissed, right? But there isn't really anything they can do about it. So anyways, on Christmas Eve, there is a knock on the Mexican's door. (Yes, door. Because for some reason, all of the Mexicans live in one house.) And to their surprise, its SANCHEZ CLAUS!!! YAAAAAY! (You see, Sanchez Claus was always there, but he never came because not enough Mexicans believed in him.) With Sanchez Claus, its almost the exact same thing as with Santa, except that if you want presents, you have to give him lots of food. So the Mexicans, are all happy, right? Until..UNTIL, the Americans find out about Sanchez...So they are PISSED, right? Surely enough, they write a letter to Santa whining to him about how Sanchez is stealing his holiday and he has got to come down and "kick some Mexican holiday-stealing ass." Santa decides, "why not", right? So he comes down and challenges Sanchez to a fight to the death. The battle lasts for a few days, but Sanchez comes out victorious, takes over Christmas, and then the WORLD. So I guess we all had a new dictator or something...
Oh yeah, and what adds to the 'awesomousity' of this dream, is that the WHOLE THING, was in clay-mation....*Shrugs.* Just thought you should know.