Tom Riddle- "Marvolous"
"Marvolous”
( to the tune of "Glamorous" by Fergie)
If you have got that mudblood, take your muddy-ass home 2x
T-O-M-M-A-R-V-O-L-O 2x
flying first class, up in the sky.
Killing muggles, living my lives.
In the fast lane, you can’t say my name
Cus I’m marvolous
Ooh dah Volday Volday
I’m marvolous 4x
Ooh dah Volday Volday (2x)
Horcruxes and onyx rings, all of them mean everything.
Killing mudbloods and Lupin.
Dumbledore can’t handle me.
I’ll be on the Hogwarts scene
Sneakin’ round and killing things.
I’m the king, you know it’s me;
I killed that witch named Lily P.
I can go on killing sprees, feed the bodies to Fenrir
I don’t care, I’m still real
No matter how many people I kill.
After the fights and after the duels
With my death eater friends, so cool
Chillin’, reminiscing on the days when I had a bod-ay.
I’m flying first class, up in the sky.
Killing muggles, living my lives.
In the fast lane, you can’t say my name
Cus I’m marvolous
Ooh dah Volday Volday
I’m marvolous 4x
Ooh dah Volday Volday (2x)
I know Potter’s wee-eek-ness-es.
invading his dree-ee-eams.
He gone get nothing but hexes from me-ee-ee.
Now the whole world got no clue what to do with us.
There ain’t enough room in the book for the two of us.
(AVADA KEDAVRA!)
Gotta be involved in all this.
Gotta clean up Potter’s mess
How did Harry get so famous?
Sometimes I get jealous.
Over England I have roamed
Still I’ve found I like it pure
So if you have got that mudblood take your muddy-ass home.
T-O-M-M-A-R-V-O-L-O 2x
I’m flying first class, up in the sky.
Killing muggles, living my lives.
In the fast lane, you can’t say my name
Cus I’m marvolous
Ooh dah Volday Volday.
I’m marvolous. 4x
Ooh dah Volday Volday. (2x)
got dementors up to here.
got death eaters in my ear
Telling me flattering things that I don’t want to hear
(CRUCIO).
I’ve got giants in my rank and I’d really like to thank
All D.E’s, I’d like to thank
No, not really, though.
Cus I remember the old days
When I’d sit and waste away
Making plans for glory days (that’d be really dope).
then it started getting old
And the spirit life is cold
So I chose to sell my soul.
Use that Imperio
I wrote this one a while ago, but I quite like it.