Boredom

Apr 21, 2004 23:11

Title: Boredom
Author: Viv
Genre: humor, fluff.
Rating: G
Fandom: Simple Plan [music - band]
Pairing: David/?
Disclaimer: *shakes head* of course they're mine, like, DUH!
Summary: “Come on David! Unbore me!” [wherein there is only a simple conversation - standalone]

“I’m bored.”

“Mmmmmm?”

“Entertain me.”

“Mmmmmm…”

“Come on David! Unbore me!”

“Stop bouncing on the couch.”

“Daviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiideeeee!” [pronounce: Dah-veeeeeeee-deeeeuuuh. XD ]

“I’m trying to read.”

“I’m bor-”

“Would you just stop whining?”

“But babe, I’m boooooooooored…”

“Take a nap.”

“Not tired.”

“Read a book.”

“I’ve read all the books and magazines we have.”

“Take a walk.”

“It’s raining outside.”

“Watch TV.”

“Nothing good on.”

“Movie.”

“Saw the all more than twice already.”

“Annoy Patrick.”

“He’s busy annoying Chuck!”

“Annoy Jeff.”

“He’s shaving his head again!”

“Annoy-”

“You’re the only worth annoying!”

“Dude-”

“Don’t give me that look! I’m not dumb! You’re smiling, I know you are! Don’t hide it! You thought what I just said was insanely cute and you found it amusing!”

“Did not.”

“Don’t roll your eyes at me!”

“I’m trying to-”

“David! I’m in dear need of attention here!”

“I’ll give it to you once I’m done with-”

“Daviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-”

“Would you just STOP IT!”

“Dav-mmmmmm…”

“You were saying?”

“Uh…”

“Now will you shut up?”

“Only- only if you do that again and don’t stop.”

“If you can keep up with me, love.”

“Just shut up and kiss me again.”

“Sébas…”

“WHA- mmmmmm…”

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finished April 21, 2004

pairing: seb/dav, complete, fandom: simple plan, oneshot

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