Title: Boredom
Author: Viv
Genre: humor, fluff.
Rating: G
Fandom: Simple Plan [music - band]
Pairing: David/?
Disclaimer: *shakes head* of course they're mine, like, DUH!
Summary: “Come on David! Unbore me!” [wherein there is only a simple conversation - standalone]
“I’m bored.”
“Mmmmmm?”
“Entertain me.”
“Mmmmmm…”
“Come on David! Unbore me!”
“Stop bouncing on the couch.”
“Daviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiideeeee!” [pronounce: Dah-veeeeeeee-deeeeuuuh. XD ]
“I’m trying to read.”
“I’m bor-”
“Would you just stop whining?”
“But babe, I’m boooooooooored…”
“Take a nap.”
“Not tired.”
“Read a book.”
“I’ve read all the books and magazines we have.”
“Take a walk.”
“It’s raining outside.”
“Watch TV.”
“Nothing good on.”
“Movie.”
“Saw the all more than twice already.”
“Annoy Patrick.”
“He’s busy annoying Chuck!”
“Annoy Jeff.”
“He’s shaving his head again!”
“Annoy-”
“You’re the only worth annoying!”
“Dude-”
“Don’t give me that look! I’m not dumb! You’re smiling, I know you are! Don’t hide it! You thought what I just said was insanely cute and you found it amusing!”
“Did not.”
“Don’t roll your eyes at me!”
“I’m trying to-”
“David! I’m in dear need of attention here!”
“I’ll give it to you once I’m done with-”
“Daviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-”
“Would you just STOP IT!”
“Dav-mmmmmm…”
“You were saying?”
“Uh…”
“Now will you shut up?”
“Only- only if you do that again and don’t stop.”
“If you can keep up with me, love.”
“Just shut up and kiss me again.”
“Sébas…”
“WHA- mmmmmm…”
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finished April 21, 2004