amusing CF phone conversation moment

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I'm stuck in the airport all night (admittedly, my own fault; I missed my flight due to extremely poor planning and a series of misadventures), so my friend and I were talking about children, specifically on airplanes, and how much they annoyed us. This spread to the problem of children in nice restaurants. My friend said, "It should just be like dogs and cats. There are certain places you can't take them, because some people are allergic."

I kind of want to make a t-shirt now: "Allergic to Children"