"Psychic" tells me I'll have kids
I stayed at my parents' place in Florida for Christmas. Some of their friends came over for Christmas Day. There's this one woman who mom says is psychic. She "reads" people and whatnot. She, my mom, my brother and his girlfriend are outside by the front door chilling when the discussion turns to not having kids. My brother had said on many occasions he didn't want them, and I was also saying I didn't want to have kids. Just then, my parents' friend turns to me and says, "You're going to have two kids." I just smile and say, "No." "You're going to have two kids, and you're going to be great." I just smile again, a bit confused and again say, "No..." Then she says, "Surprise, surprise." It's at this point I just smile a bit more and turn to listen to somebody else who was already having another conversation. But wait a minute, she's psychic, right? Shit, now I guess I have to. Any attempts to prevent the prophecy will only fulfill it. Should I get my uterus or ovaries removed, they will only grow back.