Ten pounds of stupid in a five-pound bag

[visionari]

Did you know that if you take birth control pills, your uterus is littered with itty-bitty fetus corpses?

Yeah, neither did anybody else. Lucky for us, though, Pastor Kevin Swanson is here to set us straight!

Comments

[genkireirei]

So... since I abstain from sex completely, how in the hell do I have these fetuses? Yes, I'm on birth control, no I don't have sex.

[umlautless]

Perhaps your birth control is laced with sperm, simultaneously impregnating you and killing your tiny fetuses?

Or, obviously you are lying because only slutty sluts use birth control?

...

That was really painful for me to type. Just so we're clear.

[thediva_laments]

I was almost crying with laughter at that one, nicely done.

Btw, genkireirei my husband suggested that perhaps you have immaculately conceived fetii? At least I'm guessing that's what Pastor I'm not a Doctor would tell you.

[nikoel]

Pastor I'm not a Doctor made me LOL! I want to start using that.

Governor I'm-Not-A-Doctor
Senator I'm-Not-A-Doctor
Congressman I'm-Not-A-Doctor

[longtail]

I am trying to figure out what the Biblical implications of immaculately conceived dead fetuses are.

I mean, other than God has a sick sense of humor...

[insane_spiral]

Congrats, you just made me inhale my Almond Pocky while laughing.

[craftyzits101]

Fetus by proxy? This guy's stupid to buy that!

[degizzie]

Hey me too! Not that I abstain from sex by choice, if I happen to meet a guy who wants to have sex with me and I like him trust me I'll be all over him. Or if I meet a woman who's interested and I like her I'll be all over her too.
I swing both ways. It's been waaaaay too long (5 years). Although, the sex I did have hasn't been really good sex back then. I've never had an orgasm during sex sadly. I just really hope to fix that!