Behaving like a Sober Professional and Property Owner

[childeproof]

Life is incredibly busy and involving much Behaving like a Sober Professional, and buzzing between countries carrying what appears to be half the contents of a good-sized filing cabinet in my cabin luggage, so it goes without saying that I am tormented with the desire to write entirely pointless hobbitslash involving Voyeur!Dom and, possibly,

Comments

[bunnysquee]

you should write a book about buying and moving into your flat a la under the tuscan sun.

that would be after you write about orli's tired nether regions, of course.

[childeproof]

Under the North London Sun?

It could have an advice section which says things like 'EVEN if you're environmentally opposed to car ownership when living in large cities with good public transport, NEVER try to carry an eight-foot step-ladder home on the Underground during rush hour.'

[bunnysquee]

yes! that sort of thing. unfortunate subway incident involving ladders and smelly punters feeling up your behind while you're rendered immobile. also long, languid descriptions of the abysmal deaths of your potted plants ... and instead of cooking, you make do with jars of olives and vietnamese take-away.

incidentally, why do you need an 8' ladder?

[childeproof]

It's one floor of a Victorian house with very high ceilings - standing on a chair, even if we had a chair, doesn't get either of us anywhere near high enough to put in lightbulbs.

[bunnysquee]

ah.