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childeproof

question for the better-informed

Apr 20, 2005 20:00

Can anyone recall, even roughly, the dialogue between Aragorn and Boromir on their first Rivendell encounter by the shards of Narsil? Or point me somewhere for it?

Some porn appears to depend upon it.

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anything for porn! bunnysquee April 20 2005, 19:17:35 UTC

swiped from council-of-elrond:Boromir: You are no Elf ( ... )

Re: anything for porn! viva_gloria April 20 2005, 19:25:17 UTC

Extra points for mannish guffawing over 'still Sharpe'

Re: anything for porn! childeproof April 20 2005, 19:33:12 UTC

*laughs*

Of course the real extended DVD edition would show that Arwen does not in fact enter at this point. Instead, Aragorn says: 'Broken heirloom, eh? Well, my weapon's in fine fettle. Wanna look?'

Boromir: 'OK. Twist my arm.'

*unzipping noises*

etc etc.

How are you - you don't seem to have been about much of late?

Re: anything for porn! viva_gloria April 21 2005, 06:45:57 UTC

Permit me to direct you to Midwinter ...

Am working full-time, at present: excellent for bank balance, not so good for mental health or creative endeavours. Regular sulks at having to stop writing and go to Werk. Regular sulks at having to put off co-writing for days, and then hardly having the energy to do it. Learning curve will ease off and I hope to be more awake in weeks to come, but at the moment I'm hardly online, hardly writing and hardly Me. Grrr. And not on LJ much, so have only seen one teensy chapter of your SB/VM!

Re: anything for porn! childeproof April 22 2005, 12:57:27 UTC

But of course I've read this, and the wonderful 'Westering', many times! This is exactly the way it happened, and I will never be persuaded otherwise. Particularly Boromir's delicious stumbling on the stairs. Though my all-time favourite of yours remains, conservatively, 'Comfort', possibly because I am a sap who bottled out of putting Boromir's death scene in the SB/VM mini-epic (well, a bit longer than what I usually write), now finished by dint of skimping disgracefully on professional commitments. Am now facing several weeks of Nose to Work Grindstone. Groan.

Re: anything for porn! viva_gloria April 22 2005, 18:58:59 UTC

stupid grindstone. Have to do this myself in order to steal time off during tessabeth's visit: we are going to drink a lot and plot Original Fiction (because then we can write separate, standalone, don't-scare-the-public slash and it will be Honest Canon).

Your remarks on my SB/VM have made me absurdly happy. Which, after today's Werk trials, is a marvellous achievement. Thank you!

Re: anything for porn! childeproof April 20 2005, 19:27:18 UTC

Thank you, O helpful one. I'd completely forgotten B says 'You are no Elf' - which I find unreasonably amusing. Mind you, I've always assumed we were meant to find Boromir's use of 'friend' both sarcastic and hostile. Given that, of course, in my version of events they've just been riding each other witless.

Re: anything for porn! moldava April 20 2005, 20:01:27 UTC

We likes your version of events and thing PJ should have consulted with you *g*

Now I'm trying to imagine Boromir's face if, in response to that 'You are no Elf', Aragorn had said 'No, I'm just a sweet transvestite, from Transexual Transylvania'

Re: anything for porn! childeproof April 20 2005, 20:11:02 UTC

I should've been consulted. Everyone would have worn far fewer clothes if I'd been consulted.

Re: anything for porn! bunnysquee April 20 2005, 20:59:31 UTC

whahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

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